General annoyances

[Ikoda]

Someone got there before me.

http://www.heatedtoiletseat.com/

Treat yourself and your family to the gift of warm buns with an UltraTouch Heated Toilet Seat!

 

[puppylover]

Ed Sheeran - just why? I think he's playing Ibiza Rocks opening this year too. My, that'll be fun.

Ed Sheeran - a ginger Tracy Chapman - that's my verdict on what I have heard of his stuff....

was never a fan of Tracy Chapman either

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Tracy Chapman at least had some soul. I dunno why people put up with bland acoustic music like Sheeran, Jack Johnson and that daft white bloke with the dreads when the likes of James Yorkston is around!

 

[xxVic-zeexx]

Someone got there before me.

http://www.heatedtoiletseat.com/

Actually nearly burst into tears of laughter, that is frickin hilarious

 

[fatphilb]

How is this an annoyance i would put this in the 'general pleasures' thread

i like the crisp feeling on your cheeks that a cold toilet seat gives you

makes you think your the first on it, for a while at least, even if your cubicle reeks

even if the cubicle is not stinking, a warm seat just makes me realise there was a guy sitting on it just a few minutes prior, sh!tting his guts out

a warm seat is no pleasure generally

 

[xxVic-zeexx]

i like the crisp feeling on your cheeks that a cold toilet seat gives you

makes you think your the first on it, for a while at least, even if your cubicle reeks

even if the cubicle is not stinking, a warm seat just makes me realise there was a guy sitting on it just a few minutes prior, sh!tting his guts out

a warm seat is no pleasure generally

LMFAO

I love how much passion went into the loving the pleasure of a toilet seat there haha

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Don't folks normally put a few sheets of bog roll down on public toilet seats before sitting? (And, indeed, s****ing.)

 

[xxVic-zeexx]

Don't folks normally put a few sheets of bog roll down on public toilet seats before sitting? (And, indeed, s****ing.)

Public toilets = squat or just try and hold it

 

[fatphilb]

Don't folks normally put a few sheets of bog roll down on public toilet seats before sitting? (And, indeed, s****ing.)

no, get a grip

 

[Morbyd]

Public toilets = squat or just try and hold it

That's it for me. Squat all the way.
I often don't even sit down on my own toilet at home!

 

[xxVic-zeexx]

That's it for me. Squat all the way.
I often don't even sit down on my own toilet at home!

Apparently squatting is really not good for you

I cant believe i am talking about squatting lol

 

[fatphilb]

its your ass

its no exactly a beacon of cleanliness anyway

sit down on the seat ffs

 

[Johnny Vodka]

I think someone's confusing ass with anus.

 

[Minxy]

Apparently squatting is really not good for you
lol

Yes apparently squatting is the best position for emptying the bowels and bladder
And naturally keeps the digestive and elimination systems in fine working order if practiced regularly!!

 

[Minxy]

List of squatting benefits here!:

http://naturesplatform.com/health_benefits.html

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Surely it's squatters who make manky toilet seats for other people... Anyway, it's hard to squat and read The Guardian at the same time.

 

[djjaycool]

I need the HTA (Home Toilet advantage), I don't squat or go in the public WC.

 

[Ikoda]

That's it for me. Squat all the way.
I often don't even sit down on my own toilet at home!

Squat and Squeeze?

 

[Johnny Vodka]

I need the HTA (Home Toilet advantage), I don't squat or go in the public WC.

I eat way too much fruit, veg and fibre to be a 'wait till I get home' man. Plus it's good taking a dump on company time.

 

[xxVic-zeexx]

Plus it's good taking a dump on company time.

Actual tears of laughter hahahahaha