General annoyances

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Robder

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olly said:
I have this longstanding hatred of the kind of bars in London where you get super-smooth and super-smug barmen, usually French or Italians in their early 20s who think that they are incredible human beings simply because they know how to make a cocktail. It's that unbelievably self-satisfied smirk that crosses their face whenever a woman walks up to the bar. I far prefer fat old bartenders who just scowl at you whilst serving your pint.
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olly said:
they bring out a similar rage in me to people who wear baseball caps back to front.
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I tend to get all internally twisted up and rageful about people that wear low slung jeans with their boxers on show.

...also have issues with really girly girls with orange skin, fluoro white teeth and ridiculously long claws with bits painted on them which render them incapable of doing anything outside of their subservient gender stereotype.

People that can't socialise without being completely off their t!ts and introduce k/charlie into every occasion.

Torys.

Haters.

Smug religious (unts (including those that angrily worship science).

People who talk about how much they earn and beleive in the illusion of status - only socialising with people from the same demographic.

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people who stand still on escalators

when you go to the karzi and the seat is warm

standing on lego bricks
 
Middle lane drivers

The tall person that seeks me out at every gig and stands in front of me

Recruitment consultants
 
people's voices - that horrible bureaucratic monotone used by policemen and platform announcers to address you

cereal boxes - always half-empty. always.

sniffer dogs - dogs are a man's best friend. OH NO THEY'RE NOT!

dim tourists - you should've done your homework now get out of my fcking way

afterwork crowds infiltrating underground nightspots and then not understanding why djs are not playing t'pau

airports

snipers on messageboards - the ones who appear out of nowhere to take a potshot and who reveal absolutely nothing about themselves

wasps - the NF of the insect world
 
Olly said:
afterwork crowds infiltrating underground nightspots and then not understanding why djs are not playing t'pau
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YES

Reminds me of when they got rid of the queeny doorman at Tea Bar...cue girls in suits dancing to Friday night techno around a pile of handbags.
 
This week its mainly....
  • Little scrotes that rob off you - go rob out of a shop if you have to you little **** - not people who are likely in the same boat as you!!
Generally its .....
  • Middle lane hoggers
  • Those "the glass is half empty AND its got a chip in it" - type people (Do something about it then instead of moaning about it you miserable t**t - or at least chuck in a positive comment now and then or I will ignore you forever until you shut the **** up about your own personal pit of misery!) - This is directly about a woman in my team who only opens her mouth to complain ....
  • People who use the dancefloor in a nightclub as a public thoroughfare to the bar/toilets - go round because I wont move for you !!
  • People who cant make a decision to save their lives - ditherers!! :spank:
oh I need to go and do something positive now to counteract all this annoying stuff I have listed.... :lol::lol:
 
People up there own arse
Promoters that dont pay you what you agree for a set
People from Maidstone who think its "COOL" to like trentmoller
Sportsdirect
Sitting in traffic
Being on call
GPS Hotel group
Travel Republic
Chelsea Fans
Cardiff Fans
The Sun / Murdoch empires
Torys
Kidney Beans
Sweetcorn
John Terry
Ashley Cole
Steve Claridge
 
Fronty said:
People up there own arse
Promoters that dont pay you what you agree for a set
People from Maidstone who think its "COOL" to like trentmoller
Sportsdirect
Sitting in traffic
Being on call
GPS Hotel group
Travel Republic
Chelsea Fans
Cardiff Fans
The Sun / Murdoch empires
Torys
Kidney Beans
Sweetcorn
John Terry
Ashley Cole
Steve Claridge
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whats up with Steve Claridge
 
people who use there instead of their
people who use your instead of you're
people who use the word RANDOM as a noun
 
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