At one time you loved teenage girls any time you saw themteenage girls who sy 'liiiike' repeatedly....mainly on public transport.... in fact teenage girls on public transport in general.....

At one time you loved teenage girls any time you saw themteenage girls who sy 'liiiike' repeatedly....mainly on public transport.... in fact teenage girls on public transport in general.....
Get with the times dude. Serious guys use the RealTouch.
I decided I'd try online dating for the first time as I didn't know anyone here. Guessed it'd be the best way to kick start something that resembles a social life. I was sceptical before hand and never even thought about doing it at home, but it's been good. Must be my southern charm![]()
Reminds me of the time I went to the bathroom afterwards and noticed I had a little blob of what looked like raspberry jam on the end of my nose.I think I'd went beyond the call of duty.
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Using the word 'ok?' at the end of every sentence in normal conversations. Its a subtle way of belittling the other person. as your basicallysaying "are you following the simple things im saying? seeing as your quite thick?" at every sentence. Generally it comes from people who think they're the most important person in a room. Gordon Ramsey does this alot
Latest annoyance:
Facebook memes: tag a mate who'd shag this overweight/disabled/ill person
Yes my Mrs cousin very successful business man is Australia is engaged to a d list celeb, ex MissHawaiian Tropic bikini winner and part time singers in some rock band.. had a gender reveal few months ago.. first time we ever heard of that.. So funny
LoL the date is around same time.. did they give name? Or mention an Irish man??![]()
Australian gender reveal party goes wrong as car bursts into flames | CNN
A gender reveal party on Australia's Gold Coast took a dramatic turn as a car used to spew blue smoke suddenly ignited.www.cnn.com
Pay bar at wedding? Never known such a thing.Pay bar at a wedding, inviting someone then making them pay for the privilege.
Gender reveal parties, I found out I had daughters in the operating theatre, not by cutting into a cake.
Baby showers, oh I’m having a baby, please buy me loads of gifts for Instagram likes. And the only person sober is the mother to be.
Wedding gift lists / begging for money poem, what are you a 10 year old circling toys in the Argos catalogue?