People who make everything about them selves
General annoyances
- Thread starter Robder
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People who make everything about them selves
some people drive me crazy so i smile sweetly and RAM my trolley into the back of their legs whilst smiling and apologising profusely
xxVic-zeexx
Active Member
Actually crying with laughter because i know alot of us do it
Thank god i live at home with 2 other females 8)
Actually crying with laughter because i know alot of us do it
Thank god i live at home with 2 other females 8)
what do you do when it happens in the office loo, do you risk don't you risk it???????
xxVic-zeexx
Active Member
some people drive me crazy so i smile sweetly and RAM my trolley into the back of their legs whilst smiling and apologising profusely
Dont get me started on people who leave their trollies right in the f**kin middle of the aisle
plus the little scrotes hanging off the dam things screaming
xxVic-zeexx
Active Member
what do you do when it happens in the office loo, do you risk don't you risk it???????
Thankfully, in the 5 years i have been here ive been safe, as we always have a big stash *touch wood*
famous last word, you watch
it's terrible when you're in a club and have sudden indigestion from that fast food you quaffed because you were in a hurry to meet people at the bar - and then people are banging on the cubicle door because they want their sniff and you're taking an age and you tense up and worse, there's no seat so you're forced to sit on the frame which is already rancid... the joys of nightclubbing
Oyster cards
it's late at night and you have no idea how much money is on your oyster card and it turns out you are 10p short of a single bus fare and you have that 10p in change and it's freezing cold and there won't be another bus for an hour. They won't let you on. Brilliant.
it's late at night and you have no idea how much money is on your oyster card and it turns out you are 10p short of a single bus fare and you have that 10p in change and it's freezing cold and there won't be another bus for an hour. They won't let you on. Brilliant.
Yeah we have actually all been there!
When you bosh and start coming up - your body notices the toxins and immediately decides to evacuate without warning.
All that vegetarian slop you ate earlier starts spraying out like a fire hydrant and you're doing that thing where you hover above the seat for hygiene reasons whilst tensing muscles you didn't even know you had to try and manage grunty stoppered farty noise output.
Then you have to leave in a hurry to avoid having to own the rancid (almost nuclear) smell left behind.
Clubbing isn't a glamourous past time at all.
When you bosh and start coming up - your body notices the toxins and immediately decides to evacuate without warning.
All that vegetarian slop you ate earlier starts spraying out like a fire hydrant and you're doing that thing where you hover above the seat for hygiene reasons whilst tensing muscles you didn't even know you had to try and manage grunty stoppered farty noise output.
Then you have to leave in a hurry to avoid having to own the rancid (almost nuclear) smell left behind.
Clubbing isn't a glamourous past time at all.
diver
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My annoyances are usually people related.
1. People in bars and shops who say: "Can I Get..."
"... a black eye?"
Oh I hate that.
jamesthemonkeh
Active Member
Everyone who voted Labour since 1997.
Pavement cyclists.
Pavement cyclists.
Emma_1983
Active Member
I forgot to say women with prams walking side by side and then glaring at you as you try your hardest to squeeze by them
I hate that!!
Someone with a pram complained to the police about my car being parked slightly on the pavement outside my own house as she "couldnt get her pram past"
I swear to god if I ever own a pram in my life thats it, Im declaring war on all the people who have nearly taken my legs out
I hate that!!
Someone with a pram complained to the police about my car being parked slightly on the pavement outside my own house as she "couldnt get her pram past"
I swear to god if I ever own a pram in my life thats it, Im declaring war on all the people who have nearly taken my legs out
I may get a pram to carry my handbag just so that I can declare war on these women!!
I know this is more of a North American thing, but I can't stand people who don't tip!
If you can afford to eat out, you can afford to tip... and no 10% is NOT a good tip!
I worked in restaurants for years and now when I go out, you can always tell people who don't tip and I end up having to cover for them.
In Canada at least people get a minimum wage, but in the States, servers get paid below minimum wage so rely on tips.
Any restaurant I ever worked in, you have to pay a certain percentage of your sales to the kitchen, ( sales, not tips) so essentially, if you don't get a tip you have to dig into your minimum or below minimum wage to pay the kitchen.
I hate going with people who are arguing overhaving to spend a few more dollars on a tip when they've spent more than 100 on their meal.
If you can afford to eat out, you can afford to tip... and no 10% is NOT a good tip!
I worked in restaurants for years and now when I go out, you can always tell people who don't tip and I end up having to cover for them.
In Canada at least people get a minimum wage, but in the States, servers get paid below minimum wage so rely on tips.
Any restaurant I ever worked in, you have to pay a certain percentage of your sales to the kitchen, ( sales, not tips) so essentially, if you don't get a tip you have to dig into your minimum or below minimum wage to pay the kitchen.
I hate going with people who are arguing overhaving to spend a few more dollars on a tip when they've spent more than 100 on their meal.
Johnny Vodka
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what do you do when it happens in the office loo, do you risk don't you risk it???????
Pray to God that you crimped off at the right moment.
