UK Garage Music sucks in the worst possible way!
Ok, even if you forget the fact that the music sounds f**kin awful you still have the following problems
1) There seems to be a nice trend going on of going to a garage night to shoot some people.
2) You need to be able to make that silly noise with your teeth and act as indimidating as possible throughout the evening. Onus is on looking hard and aloof.
3) You are not allowed to be friendly to anyone as they will assume that you are "trying to diss me fly girl" n all that cr*p - at which point they either shoot you or bottle you or something!
Oh and did I mention how poor the music sounds!
Will be up your street if
a) You have at best a rudimentary education
b) You think you are a modern al capone - "wiv me bitches n me 9mm"
c) You need some idiot ranting like a lunatic about how hard he is
d) Crack cocaine is your choice of a recreational drug
To plagurise a football chant (to the tune of the old Jacobs Club advert)
"If you like a lot of violence with your dancing, join their club"