PepperHill
New Member
A fool and his money are easily parted. Although Rampling is at the top of his section of the (glaringly obvious) pyramid so it's all coin to him. He's no fool. He just knows that other than his real friends he is surrounded by thousands of syophantic pillocks who would quite happily buy dogsh*t off him if he told them that it had enriched his life tremendously and that they should go forth and sell the benefits of dogsh*t to others.
Obviously it's no ordinary dogsh*t though. It's a special sort crapped out by one of a limited number superdogs in Nepal and does wonders for your health and wellbeing when rubbed into your hair and eyes - see our testimonials which are all written by ourselves. As such it's $300 for for half a kilo but you can sell it for $500 and once you sell $3500 you get your own puppy.
It's all in the selling so put enough bells, whistles and impenetrable blurb on it and thousands of witless idiots will be queuing up in droves to buy it.
Obviously it's no ordinary dogsh*t though. It's a special sort crapped out by one of a limited number superdogs in Nepal and does wonders for your health and wellbeing when rubbed into your hair and eyes - see our testimonials which are all written by ourselves. As such it's $300 for for half a kilo but you can sell it for $500 and once you sell $3500 you get your own puppy.
It's all in the selling so put enough bells, whistles and impenetrable blurb on it and thousands of witless idiots will be queuing up in droves to buy it.