What a ledge! Outstanding mate, thanks for the offer ?
Bloody hell, I'm actually living in Wallsend now too! Not far from the Golden Chippy mate. I'm originally a West End lad, so I've totally traded up and feel like I live in Bel Air now ?
Haha brilliant, can just imagine your missus bollocking you for having light sabre fights round the house ?
Ah thats good you are getting the mileage in ?

you might of seen me on the roads, I always wear a maroon tshirt. And look like I'm going to have a heart attack. Hairs so long it blows into a crazy looking middle-shed, looks like I've just ran in from the 90's ?
Aye definitely mate, soon as the boozers are open lets do it! Should try and get a Newcastle Ibiza Spotlighters piss up on the go ??