☣ Coronavirus ☣

[Johnny Vodka]

we just hit six weeks! no bars, no discos, no tapas, no pals - just the 'w's - work, wine, writing and workouts

Only four?

 

[craig72]

Only four?

Wife or Wank ?

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Wife or Wank ?

Depends on the wife...

 

[craig72]

Depends on the wife...

?

 

[The Sun God]

Only four?

been a few years since I did that...

when you graduate from theory to practice you may notice the difference

 

[Johnny Vodka]

been a few years since I did that...

when you graduate from theory to practice you may notice the difference

It's tough on us singles at the moment m8. I know people who've been getting into webcam stuff.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Anyway, the 5th w was obviously WINNING.

 

[JayDR8]

I shaved my head at the weekend as my housemates donated £50 each to charity so i'm hoping lockdown does take a while to end as the top of my hair will take a few months to grow back!

I did a little mix on Friday to send to my work colleagues if anyone is interested in some Cafe Mambo vibes ? - Here

 

[The Sun God]

I know people who've been getting into webcam stuff.

one of the late night channels here does that. you dial a number on the screen whilst some bored Colombian woman reads some dirty script off the autocue. something for your "people" to look out for next time they're in Spain.

 

[cunninghamali]

It's tough on us singles at the moment m8. I know people who've been getting into webcam stuff.

I dont miss it.....

 

[Johnny Vodka]

one of the late night channels here does that. you dial a number on the screen whilst some bored Colombian woman reads some dirty script off the autocue. something for your "people" to look out for next time they're in Spain.

I mean mutual webcam activities - not me, I might add.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

I dont miss it.....

I think it's going to be the first thing a lot of people try for once this is over. Though apparently busybodies are looking out for neighbours sneaking in "lovers" (thus breaking quarantine rules).

 

[cunninghamali]

I think it's going to be the first thing a lot of people try for once this is over. Though apparently busybodies are looking out for neighbours sneaking in "lovers" (thus breaking quarantine rules).

Yes so true... I bet everyone will be itching to meet up again once they can

 

[craig72]

I think it's going to be the first thing a lot of people try for once this is over. Though apparently busybodies are looking out for neighbours sneaking in "lovers" (thus breaking quarantine rules).

Come In the backdoor ?

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Come In the backdoor ?

It was actually mentioned in a Guardian article as an example of "covidiot" behaviour. A woman was complaining a neighbour was having different "lovers" round to her flat every night.

 

[craig72]

'Quarantinis' and beer chugs: Is the pandemic driving us to drink?

Alcohol sales have soared as people use drinking to relax during the Covid-19 crisis, and experts are raising concerns

www.theguardian.com

Don't like drinking beers at home that much but do like a good boozey coffee... These are favorites

 

[The Sun God]

a terrible time for adulterers, philanderers, people with double lives. the forgotten victims of all this.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Don't like drinking beers at home that much but do like a good boozey coffee... These are favorites
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I'd be up for that, only it wouldn't be long before the amaretto and rum were getting chugged straight.

 

[craig72]

a terrible time for adulterers, philanderers, people with double lives. the forgotten victims of all this.

And they are the guys adding to the domestic violence rise ? they can't get out to play the field..

 

[craig72]

I'd be up for that, only it wouldn't be long before the amaretto and rum were getting chugged straight.

Definitely.. shots while waiting for the kettle to boil..