Buying Your Female Companion a Birthday Gift
- Thread starter NakedAge
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agentundercover
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LOL Olly. As if I don't cop a million of those jokes by blokes who can't do better every day 
.. Take a seat hot shot. My leading lady would only make you hate me more as I'm the guy that guys like you say "Why do all the good girls always go for losers" about.
Tower Burger is actually a grouse idea. I remember once have a Harold and Kumar Mission for a Tower Burger once. Tho we never made it to White Castle or, KFC in this case. .. In fact it was a 24 hour KFC and when we got there, they ****ing CLOSED!!!!
****ing Kentucky Fried ****S!
.. Take a seat hot shot. My leading lady would only make you hate me more as I'm the guy that guys like you say "Why do all the good girls always go for losers" about. Tower Burger is actually a grouse idea. I remember once have a Harold and Kumar Mission for a Tower Burger once. Tho we never made it to White Castle or, KFC in this case. .. In fact it was a 24 hour KFC and when we got there, they ****ing CLOSED!!!!
****ing Kentucky Fried ****S!
Morbyd
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weloveliam@space
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Well, what should I get her?
OF COURSE SHE IS DERRRRRRR
Well she cares for me doesn't she?
Arrrrrrrrrrr shes the best. I love her. The **** you guys give me here is nothing cos at the end I can turn off my computer and shes there with her big beautiful smile. I'M A LUCKY MAN FELLAS.. A very lucky man. That's why you can hang more **** on me than a sausage hook in a toilet bowl and I'll still punch the pork like Rocky in the back room.
So far, I have gotten her a DVD and dedicated the next online radio show to her, like a tribute thing, but I need a lot more.
matt collins
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puncture repair kit????
No idea what this means...
Is that a euphamism? why masturbate if you have a hot chick?
weloveliam@space
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living evidence of how the internet has failed as a mass medium. Far from democratising human discourse around the world and bringing diverse cultures together it has merely acted as a facet for the freaks of society to emerge from their holes and waste everybody else's time.
in case his missus deflates, innit
agentundercover
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What? Like an engraved park bench in Fletcher Moss park?
Your damn right you need more. I would wait until she shuffles her mortal before you run a tribute programme.