Buying Your Female Companion a Birthday Gift

[NakedAge]

Well, what should I get her? I've done jewlery and **** heaps of times.. What are else are hot chicks into?

 

[Jam Man]

Post a photo of her so we can have a think about what she would like....

 

[NakedAge]

Nup. Sorry pal, No internet photo stuff. Just ideas.

 

[agentundercover]

hot chicks

 

[Olly]

Well, what should I get her?

 

[NakedAge]

LOL Olly. As if I don't cop a million of those jokes by blokes who can't do better every day .. Take a seat hot shot. My leading lady would only make you hate me more as I'm the guy that guys like you say "Why do all the good girls always go for losers" about.



Tower Burger is actually a grouse idea. I remember once have a Harold and Kumar Mission for a Tower Burger once. Tho we never made it to White Castle or, KFC in this case. .. In fact it was a 24 hour KFC and when we got there, they ****ing CLOSED!!!!

****ing Kentucky Fried ****S!

 

[Morbyd]

Tower Burger is actually a grouse idea.

 

[NakedAge]

.... Come on.. Do I come a cross as a ornithologist to you?

 

[Jam Man]

Tower Burger is actually a grouse idea.

Are you typing phonetically?

Eef sow, that's a blahdy strung ahkseent!

 

[NakedAge]

aim nawt shpeeeking en an arrrcent lad

nah.. I'm just retarded, haven't you figured it out yet?

 

[Jam Man]

Ah ok,

So is this hot chick your carer?

 

[weloveliam@space]

Well, what should I get her?

 

[NakedAge]

Ah ok,

So is this hot chick your carer?

OF COURSE SHE IS DERRRRRRR


Well she cares for me doesn't she? Arrrrrrrrrrr shes the best. I love her. The **** you guys give me here is nothing cos at the end I can turn off my computer and shes there with her big beautiful smile.

I'M A LUCKY MAN FELLAS.. A very lucky man. That's why you can hang more **** on me than a sausage hook in a toilet bowl and I'll still punch the pork like Rocky in the back room.

So far, I have gotten her a DVD and dedicated the next online radio show to her, like a tribute thing, but I need a lot more.

 

[matt collins]

puncture repair kit????

 

[Jam Man]

....That's why you can hang more **** on me than a sausage hook in a toilet bowl....

No idea what this means...

...and I'll still punch the pork like Rocky in the back room.

Is that a euphamism? why masturbate if you have a hot chick?

 

[weloveliam@space]

I'M A LUCKY MAN FELLAS.. A very lucky man. That's why you can hang more **** on me than a sausage hook in a toilet bowl and I'll still punch the pork like Rocky in the back room.

No idea what this means...

Ditto

 

[jjinit]

Ditto

beth?? that must be his missus!!!

 

[Olly]

living evidence of how the internet has failed as a mass medium. Far from democratising human discourse around the world and bringing diverse cultures together it has merely acted as a facet for the freaks of society to emerge from their holes and waste everybody else's time.

 

[Olly]

puncture repair kit????

in case his missus deflates, innit

 

[agentundercover]

dedicated the next online radio show to her, like a tribute thing, but I need a lot more.

What? Like an engraved park bench in Fletcher Moss park?

Your damn right you need more. I would wait until she shuffles her mortal before you run a tribute programme.