Aggravating flatmates, partners, people you live with

Jam Man said:
Another unluck lady woke up in the night to find him standing at her open wardrobe door p1ssing all over her shoes, totally asleep.

Also in their flat he brough a girly back and p1ssed himself (all over her) in the night. He woke up first, realised and then woke her by saying "I think you've had an accident love".
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This lad was not called tim?

My old house/flat mate. Major problem with pis$ing when falling unconcious.

Once a party in Nottingham he fell asleep & woke then pissed himself, and tried to climb the dj's decks.

Apparantly, when he moved to NZ for a year, new country, new friends, wanting to make a good impresion.........he pulled his boss and she woke up to find him pissing all over her bed....

I could go on I really could.

Oh one final one. He was well into shocking porn. Like defecation and stuff. When we moved out we gave the PC to some friends. One night I am there (and this is like 9 years ago) & someone goes, 'lets have a look at the cookies'.....

'Cookies? What are they'....

You can guess the rest.
 
When I was in transition between apartments, I moved in with this eccentric artist who had a beautiful apartment in Chicago. It was January and the heat suddenly went off! Okay...winters in Chicago are no joke. It can get down to 10 below zero! When I asked why the heat went off, he said because he didn't believe in paying "the man" for a service that should be free. Okay...I figured I just have to save another $1000 and I'll get my own place...I can deal with this...until...

Weird thing#2 He began bringing home drunk guys to make amatuer porn. I found out because I was awakened by bright lights and loud music coming from his room. Turns out I was living in the "whorehouse" of Boystown. Great. Also he was forming a meth habit.

This is why I choose to live alone. Roommates are freaks!
 
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