Aggravating flatmates, partners, people you live with
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Robi3249
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Can't you live with somebody that you know? Is always going to be a longer shot moving in with a stranger and expecting them to be good to live with.
Actually now I think about it get your own place. I shared a house with a coupe of mates for a while and one of them is no longer a mate, let's put it that way. Lying about paying bills, racking up an admittedly impressive phone bill using porn lines and then thinking we wouldn't notice and just pay a third each, arriving in Ibiza for a week with no money, pretending he had forgotten his passport at Liverpool airport on a trip to the Dam and because he actually had no money, then had to borrow the train fair home. I could go on. Lesson here is you only really get to know somebody when you live with them, living with strangers after living with a supposed friend is unthinkable.
Actually now I think about it get your own place. I shared a house with a coupe of mates for a while and one of them is no longer a mate, let's put it that way. Lying about paying bills, racking up an admittedly impressive phone bill using porn lines and then thinking we wouldn't notice and just pay a third each, arriving in Ibiza for a week with no money, pretending he had forgotten his passport at Liverpool airport on a trip to the Dam and because he actually had no money, then had to borrow the train fair home. I could go on. Lesson here is you only really get to know somebody when you live with them, living with strangers after living with a supposed friend is unthinkable.
not in the market cocker, and if i was it wouldn't be THAT market!!
weloveliam@space
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Me neither, a 6ft 3 inch Janet Stree-Porter with big tits
Why dont you just get pissed Olly and f*** her
Me neither, a 6ft 3 inch Janet Stree-Porter with big tits
Why dont you just get pissed Olly and f*** her
big tits? where?
anyway, a no-no - I mean, would YOU pump a stick insect?
PepperHill
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Wait until she's in the bath and then crash through the door with the iron on an extension cable and chuck it in there with her whilst apologising profusely.
Emma_1983
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The line about smearing a picnic made me laugh 
God I am childish.
I still live at home (for the moment) so have all this to come with my boyfriend - although I cant see him being OCD like about anything......
I work with OCD people though. The type who remind you 10 zillion times about something even though you know. Ask you to pick chewing gum off the carpet as god forbid any clients seeing, even though our office looks like something from the 1970s
I could go on I had a week of it last week!
God I am childish.
I still live at home (for the moment) so have all this to come with my boyfriend - although I cant see him being OCD like about anything......
I work with OCD people though. The type who remind you 10 zillion times about something even though you know. Ask you to pick chewing gum off the carpet as god forbid any clients seeing, even though our office looks like something from the 1970s
I could go on I had a week of it last week!
puppylover
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I never suffered any annoying housemates (maybe it was me ) but my boyfriend back in the day used to suffer dreadfully with his housemates.
he got out of bed one morning for college to find a tramp giving his housemate a BJ - went back to bed feeling a bit got up later to find the front door open, the tramp gone and most of the electrical equipment from the living room/friends bedroom gone too....
Strange that....
) but my boyfriend back in the day used to suffer dreadfully with his housemates.he got out of bed one morning for college to find a tramp giving his housemate a BJ - went back to bed feeling a bit
got up later to find the front door open, the tramp gone and most of the electrical equipment from the living room/friends bedroom gone too....Strange that....
hauskitten
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I could do with an ocd person living with me, I hate cleaning it's so boring 
West London Shadow
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hauskitten
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I never suffered any annoying housemates (maybe it was me
he got out of bed one morning for college to find a tramp giving his housemate a BJ - went back to bed feeling a bit
Strange that....
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weloveliam@space
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I never suffered any annoying housemates (maybe it was me
he got out of bed one morning for college to find a tramp giving his housemate a BJ - went back to bed feeling a bit
The question is, was the tramp a bird
And if not, did he have teeth
puppylover
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It was a flat in Jesmond - full of students, except this one flat mate....
I believe the story was that the tramp was a well known male tramp who frequented the area they lived in - and would do anyhing for beer - his flatmate was a bit mad anyay - he used to play with guns that he kept at the flat (he was a country boy who's Dad was a gamekeeper up in Northumberland) - usually when he was on Mushrooms or Trips and used to invite all sorts of randoms back after nights out.... Apparently he was "a good laugh"
One night, he thought it would be funny to get a tramp to blow him for beer..... I suspect he didnt think the tramp would walk out with anything he could sell from their flat
I believe the story was that the tramp was a well known male tramp who frequented the area they lived in - and would do anyhing for beer - his flatmate was a bit mad anyay - he used to play with guns that he kept at the flat (he was a country boy who's Dad was a gamekeeper up in Northumberland) - usually when he was on Mushrooms or Trips and used to invite all sorts of randoms back after nights out.... Apparently he was "a good laugh"
One night, he thought it would be funny to get a tramp to blow him for beer..... I suspect he didnt think the tramp would walk out with anything he could sell from their flat
weloveliam@space
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Robi3249
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It was a flat in Jesmond - full of students, except this one flat mate....
I believe the story was that the tramp was a well known male tramp who frequented the area they lived in - and would do anyhing for beer - his flatmate was a bit mad anyay - he used to play with guns that he kept at the flat (he was a country boy who's Dad was a gamekeeper up in Northumberland) - usually when he was on Mushrooms or Trips and used to invite all sorts of randoms back after nights out.... Apparently he was "a good laugh"
One night, he thought it would be funny to get a tramp to blow him for beer..... I suspect he didnt think the tramp would walk out with anything he could sell from their flat
Dark. Wonder what became of him?
weloveliam@space
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Sounds like a friend of mine. He used to bring all kinds home. And some of the girls he brought back were just
, the guy had/has no morals or standards, but he was funny as funk.I remeber going back to his with his flatmate for a post clubbing smoke. We heard lots of banging, groaning, giggling and what have you coming form his bedroom, obviously there were a few of them in there. So we just burst in hoping to catch him with a couple of girls
Well nothing could have prepared us for what we saw
. He had a 15 stone heffalump sat on his face while her uglier and heavier friend was trying to roger him with a 'hows your father' !! X 1000
puppylover
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Well this was going back to when I was 22 so a looooooong time ago. But last year I randomly bumped into him at the Evolution Festival in Newcastle. He looked exactly the same but a lot more vacant .
In the 20 odd years since I saw him he had had a few kids one who he named after Jimmi Hendrix and his Marshall amp and had written at least 6 albums worth of tracks and was waiting to sign the ever elusive "deal"..... apparently people were banging on his door but he was taking his time in signing....
........ clearly the drugs hadnt taken their toll on him at all.....
In the 20 odd years since I saw him he had had a few kids one who he named after Jimmi Hendrix and his Marshall amp
and had written at least 6 albums worth of tracks and was waiting to sign the ever elusive "deal"..... apparently people were banging on his door but he was taking his time in signing............ clearly the drugs hadnt taken their toll on him at all.....