Worst Lyrics In The World................Ever!

Thought of this thread last night, while flicking through the music channels, R Kelly was on, and the bit of his song that I caught, went something like "its too funky, like someones farted" <sang while holding his nose> WTF :rolleyes:
 
IBIZALISA said:
Thought of this thread last night, while flicking through the music channels, R Kelly was on, and the bit of his song that I caught, went something like "its too funky, like someones farted" <sang while holding his nose> WTF :rolleyes:

WHAT :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :lol:
 
thats the one mambo

it kept saying this is my united states of whatever


but i must admit i was thinking


whatever

hahaha
 
United States of Whateva or something like that!!!

It lasts about a minute i fink

thats the one, had me thinking whatever anyway!!


sorry i know ive already said that but i wanna start doing the whole quote thing so im practising

(kazza's bored)

can someone tell me how to get the 'mambobirdette says:' bit before it ??
 
i thought of that one yesterday but thought it may be excused as their is a dance to go with it :lol:

what about mmmm bop by hanson

in an umm bop your gone
in an umm bop your not there


:?: :confused:
 
oh dear, im a bit obssesed

what about coco jumbo, anyone remember this song??

in the verse im sure it says

i like my chicken with rice and lemonade

and various other things!!
 
This travesty by Mr Ricky Martin needs to be savoured in full for its true awfulness to be fully comprehended!!.............................. :confused: :confused: :confused:


She Bangs

Talk to me
Tell me your name
You blow me off like it's all the same
You lit a fuse and now I'm ticking away
Like a bomb
Yeah, Baby

Talk to me
Tell me your sign
You're switching sides like a Gemini
You're playing games and now you're hittin' my
heart
Like a drum
Yeah, Baby

Well if Lady Luck gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
I'll let her rough me up
Till she knocks me out
She walks like she talks,
And she talks like she walks

And she bangs, she bangs
Oh baby
When she moves, she moves
I go crazy
'Cause she looks like a flower but she stings
like a bee
Like every girl in history
She bangs, she bangs

I'm wasted by the way she moves
No one ever looked so fine
She reminds me that a woman only got one thing on her mind

Talk to me
Tell me your name
I'm just a link in your daisy chain
Your rap sounds like a diamond
Map to the stars
Yeah, Baby

Talk to me
Tell me the news
You wear me out like a pair of shoes
We'll dance until the band goes home
Then you're gone
Yeah, Baby

Well if it looks like love should be a crime
You'd better lock me up for life
I'll do the time with a smile on my face
Thinking of her in her leather and lace

Well if Lady Luck gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
I'll let her rough me up
Till she knocks me out
She walks like she talks,
And she talks like she walks
 
Scoobie said:
As a child of the 80's I feel a mention is needed for Duran Duran's ground breaking classic 'The Reflex'

The reflex is an only child he's waiting by the park
The reflex is in charge of finding
Treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the reflex does leaves
You answered with a question mark

WTF???!!!!

I usually lampoon everything like this in an unsophisticated and rather tasteless way. But I'm not going to lay this one out. Why?

Because I have a respect for any artist; a wordsmith or a painter or any others and simply because I don't understand the above lines or any other work dosn't mean that the work is crap. If I don't understand maybe there is something wrong with me. He had a reason for making this song and he had a vision in his head when he made it and it is my job as the listener to interpret the message that he is trying to convey.

I like the last line You answered with a question mark. What the rest of the song means I don't know but I still like that line.
 
Scooter can usually be relied upon for some 'questionable' lyrics to say the least.
"3am - The painted cow!!!"
"It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it must be Dave, who's on the train."
Both from Nessiah
"Respect to the man in the ice cream van."
From Weekend.
I rest my case. :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
 
It's like Return of the Living Dead! People keep dredging up ancient threads today... fortunately, they are entertaining and even topical.

How about this gem:

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, and the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
Cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo

The one. the only. Ice Ice Baby by Robert Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice.
 
How about Superman. (sure someones gonna sample it soon with all this 80's stuff kicking around).

Comb your hair, walk, ski, dig the road. etc Superman....
 
How about

The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead:

So I broke into the palace
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said "I know you and you cannot sing"
I said "It's true, but you should hear me play pianna"
 
A scrub is a guy that think he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin bout what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass So

Bridge:
No I don't want your number
No I don't wanna give you mine and
No I don't wanna meet you no where
No don't want none of you time and...

Chorus 2x:
No I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin out the passenger side
Of his best friends ride
tryin' to holla at me

When a scrubs checkin' me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know that he can not approach me
Cause i'm lookin like class
And he's lookin like trash
Can't get with a dead beat ass
So

Repeat Chorus 2x
If you don't got a car and ya walkin
(oh yes son, i'm talkin to you)
If you live at home wit ya mama
(oh yes son, i'm talkin to you)
You have a shorty dat you don't show love to
(oh yes son, i'm talkin to you)
Wanna get wit me wit no money
Oh no I don't want no-

No Scrubs
No Scrubs
No Scrubs
No Scrubs

Repeat Chorus Until Fade

:rolleyes: :lol: :rolleyes: :confused: :!: :?:

Thanks for that TLC - thats all perfectly clear then.
 
synchronicity said:
This travesty by Mr Ricky Martin needs to be savoured in full for its true awfulness to be fully comprehended!!.............................. :confused: :confused: :confused:



Talk to me
Tell me the news
You wear me out like a pair of shoes

This is the exact line I was thinking of!!! I knew someone would beat me to it, cos its soooooooooo BAD!!! :!:
 
MARKB said:
How about

The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead:

So I broke into the palace
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said "I know you and you cannot sing"
I said "It's true, but you should hear me play pianna"
Hey! lay off the Smiths! With Morissey, it was poetry, don't you see??

Frankly, Mr Shankly, this position Ive held
it pays my way, but it corrodes my soul
I want to leave you will not miss me
I want to go down in musical history

Frankly, Mr Shankly, Im a sickening wreck
Ive got the 21st Century breathing down my neck
I must move fast, you understand me
I want to go down in celluloid history

Fame, Fame, fatal Fame
it can play hideous tricks on the brain
but still I rather be Famous
than righteous or holy, any day

but sometimes Id feel more fulfilled
making Christmas cards with the mentally ill
I want to Live and I want to Love
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of

Frankly, Mr Shankly, this position I've held
it pays my way and it corrodes my soul
oh, I didnt realise that you wrote poetry
(I didnt realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry)

Frankly, Mr Shankly, since you ask
you are a flatulent pain the arse
I do not mean to be so rude
but still, I must speck frankly, Mr Shankly
 
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