Worst Lyrics In The World................Ever!

Buckley

Buckley

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Following on from the Europap theme in some threads today - what are the worst lyrics ever written :?:

I'll start with this blinder (about the life of his heroin addict uncle) from Nicholas Lovett a.k.a. none other then MC Tunes:

".......I feel sick, like I ate a pound of raw pork..."

(Apologies for my second mention of badboy 'Tunes' today. Back in the day I'd buy absolutely anything with a North-West postcode :!: )
 
"Hit me with your rhythm stick..... hit me...... hit me" 8)
 
As a child of the 80's I feel a mention is needed for Duran Duran's ground breaking classic 'The Reflex'

The reflex is an only child he's waiting by the park
The reflex is in charge of finding
Treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the reflex does leaves
You answered with a question mark

WTF???!!!!
 
lucky that my breasts are small and humble...so you dont confuse them with mountains...what the hell is going on there? (nice tats though)
 
jsmith4519 said:
lucky that my breasts are small and humble...so you dont confuse them with mountains...what the hell is going on there? (nice tats though)
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"The whole world's living in a parking-lot"

London Boys "London Nights" :D
 
lil' Joey said:
"I am as serious as cancer, when i say Rhythm is a Dancer"
Rhythm is a Dancer by SNAP

Tasteful Lyrics
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thats pretty bad :eek:
 
But I will bring up this stupid line that I kept hearing on this really bad Nelly song that got overplayed to the point of almost killing me....
"you aint from Russia so why are you Rushin'"
Come on, can the rap industry not come up with something a little less cheesey???!!!
Oh God I hate that music!!
 
i hate anything that ashanti sings.... everytime i hear uhhh baby, i just want to :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
Donno about worst, but certainly most canned ones:

³ In the beginning, there was Jack. And Jack had a groove. ³³
³ And from this groove came the groove of all grooves. ³³
³ And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Jack boldly ³³
³ declared,Let there be House! And House music was born. ³³
³ I am, you see. I am the creator. And this is my House. ³³
³ And in my House there is only House music. ³³
³ But I am not so selfish, because once you've entered my House, ³³
³ it then becomes our House, and our House music. And you see, ³³
³ no one man owns House, because house music is a universal language ³³
³ spoke and understood by all. You see, House is a feeling, that no one ³³
³ can understand really, unless you're deep into the vibe of House. ³³
³ House is an uncontrollable desire to Jack your body. And as I told ³³
³ ya before, this is our house, and our House music. And in every house ³³
³ you understand,there is a keeper. And in this house the keeper is ³³
³ Jack. Now some of you might wonder, ³³
³ who is Jack and what is it that Jack does? ³³
³ Jack is the one who gives you the power to Jack your body. ³³
³ Jack is the one who gives you the power to do the snake. ³³
³ Jack is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly world. ³³
³ Jack is the one who learns you how to walk your body. ³³
³ Jack is the one that can bring nations and nations of all Jackers ³³
³ together under one house. ³³
³ You may be black, you may be white, you may be Jew, or Gentile. ³³
³ It don't make a difference in our house. And this is fresh!!!
 
That DODGY ARSE housey track that goes......

"I just wanna be f***ed by you & you just wanna be f***ed....
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah so u can go & get f***ed!!!!"

:rolleyes:

What a joke!!!! :evil:
 
discoplayer said:
That DODGY ARSE housey track that goes......

"I just wanna be *beep* by you & you just wanna be *beep*....
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah so u can go & get *beep*!!!!"

:rolleyes:

What a joke!!!! :evil:
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You must be joking! That song (Bad Cabbage - You're Rude) has excellent lyrics.

I love the way it builds from a normal love song into this massive rant about how the girls a whore!
 
Madonna trying her hand at rap...............whats all that about :confused:

"I drive my Mini Cooper
And I'm feeling super-duper
Yo they tell me I'm a trooper"
 
what about


my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack
lick it fine, lick it good, lick this pussy just like you should


oh dear, i can just picuure them people on the dancefloor at the end of the night trying to dance thinking they look alll sexy :eek: :eek:
 
THE WORST LYRICS IN THE WORLD...EVER are to be found in the song "Life" by Des'ree:

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbits' tail
I'll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care


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and they're all the worse because they have a pretension to profundity, which in actuality they pitifully lack... :lol: :lol:
 
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