Worst Lyrics In The World................Ever!

synchronicity said:
THE WORST LYRICS IN THE WORLD...EVER are to be found in the song "Life" by Des'ree:

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbits' tail
I'll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care


:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

and they're all the worse because they have a pretension to profundity, which in actuality they pitifully lack... :lol: :lol:

These have always been my favourite bit..

I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast

Can't argue with that really can you? :lol:
 
well, I have to admit I probably WOULD rather have a piece of toast than see a ghost.

mind you, it depends... If it was the ghost of a gorgeous LAYDEEEE then things might be different... :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
synchronicity said:
THE WORST LYRICS IN THE WORLD...EVER are to be found in the song "Life" by Des'ree:

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shiverslife, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life

Thank god.........was discussing this thread last night and couldn't remember who sang this godawful piece of tat....was really bugging me.
 
Buckley said:
synchronicity said:
THE WORST LYRICS IN THE WORLD...EVER are to be found in the song "Life" by Des'ree:

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shiverslife, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life

Thank god.........was discussing this thread last night and couldn't remember who sang this godawful piece of tat....was really bugging me.

It came to me in a flash last night, and I knew I'd have to post it today - it really is risible isn't it?
 
sorry but i gotta mention it

we are the cheeky girls we are the cheeky girls
you are the cheeky boys you are the cheeky boys

touch my bum this is life

unfortunatley i do not know every single word, so please fell free to fill in the gaps :eek:
 
kazza said:
sorry but i gotta mention it

we are the cheeky girls we are the cheeky girls
you are the cheeky boys you are the cheeky boys

touch my bum this is life

unfortunatley i do not know every single word, so please fell free to fill in the gaps :eek:

oh...I always felt that they had summed up the pathos and despair of everyday life whilst offering guidence which could ultimately lead to a fufilling and contented existence.

Am I wrong?? :confused:
 
synchronicity said:
It came to me in a flash last night, and I knew I'd have to post it today - it really is risible isn't it?

It's risble? What the 'song' or the fact that we were both thinking about Spotlight while not on here :?: :rolleyes:
 
i dunno if "excellent" would be what i would call the lyrics of that track x-amount dude but if they are excellent 2u then 8)

personally i think they kinda suck....
 
mambobirdette said:
gecko2 said:
"Hit me with your rhythm stick..... hit me...... hit me" 8)

Thas is soooo spooky!!!! :eek: :eek:

Ive just PM'd saffy with them lyrics :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

You mean these lyrics.....

A one, two, a one, two, three, four.....

"In the deserts of Sudan, and the gardens of Japan
From Milan to Yucatan, every woman, every man

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me
Je t'adore, Ich liebe dich
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your rhythm stick
Hit me slowly, hit me quick
Hit me, hit me, hit me

In the wilds of Borneo, and the vineyards of Bordeaux
Eskimo. Arapaho, move their bodies to and fro

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me
Das is gut, c'est fantastique
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your rhythm stick
It's nice to be a lunatic
Hit me, hit me, hit me

On the dock of Tiger Bay, on the road to Mandalay
From Bombay to San Jose, over the hills and far away

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me
C'est si bon, ah, das machts nicht
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your rhythm stick
Two fat persons, click click click
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me, hit me, hit me"

It was sung by this guy called Ian Drury. http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/455000/images/_455691_ian_dury150.jpg

Awesome song, crap lyrics. :p
 
gecko2 said:
mambobirdette said:
gecko2 said:
"Hit me with your rhythm stick..... hit me...... hit me" 8)

Thas is soooo spooky!!!! :eek: :eek:

Ive just PM'd saffy with them lyrics :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

You mean these lyrics.....

A one, two, a one, two, three, four.....

"In the deserts of Sudan, and the gardens of Japan
From Milan to Yucatan, every woman, every man

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me
Je t'adore, Ich liebe dich
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your rhythm stick
Hit me slowly, hit me quick
Hit me, hit me, hit me

In the wilds of Borneo, and the vineyards of Bordeaux
Eskimo. Arapaho, move their bodies to and fro

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me
Das is gut, c'est fantastique
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your rhythm stick
It's nice to be a lunatic
Hit me, hit me, hit me

On the dock of Tiger Bay, on the road to Mandalay
From Bombay to San Jose, over the hills and far away

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me
C'est si bon, ah, das machts nicht
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your rhythm stick
Two fat persons, click click click
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me, hit me, hit me"

It was sung by this guy called Ian Drury. http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/455000/images/_455691_ian_dury150.jpg

Awesome song, crap lyrics. :p

lol i Pm'd her about someone who dances like he's got no rythym and included the "Hit me with your rythym stick , hit me, hit me!!!"

lol but . . . .

Hit me slowly, hit me quick
Hit me, hit me, hit me :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Yes please ;) ;) ;)

lol
 
mambobirdette said:
gecko2 said:
mambobirdette said:
gecko2 said:
"Hit me with your rhythm stick..... hit me...... hit me" 8)

Thas is soooo spooky!!!! :eek: :eek:

Ive just PM'd saffy with them lyrics :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

You mean these lyrics.....

A one, two, a one, two, three, four.....

"In the deserts of Sudan, and the gardens of Japan
From Milan to Yucatan, every woman, every man

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me
Je t'adore, Ich liebe dich
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your rhythm stick
Hit me slowly, hit me quick
Hit me, hit me, hit me

In the wilds of Borneo, and the vineyards of Bordeaux
Eskimo. Arapaho, move their bodies to and fro

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me
Das is gut, c'est fantastique
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your rhythm stick
It's nice to be a lunatic
Hit me, hit me, hit me

On the dock of Tiger Bay, on the road to Mandalay
From Bombay to San Jose, over the hills and far away

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me
C'est si bon, ah, das machts nicht
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your rhythm stick
Two fat persons, click click click
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me, hit me, hit me"

It was sung by this guy called Ian Drury. http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/455000/images/_455691_ian_dury150.jpg

Awesome song, crap lyrics. :p

lol i Pm'd her about someone who dances like he's got no rythym and included the "Hit me with your rythym stick , hit me, hit me!!!"

lol but . . . .

Hit me slowly, hit me quick
Hit me, hit me, hit me :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Yes please ;) ;) ;)

lol

Is that a statement or an offer? :confused: 8)
 
kazza said:
what about


my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack
lick it fine, lick it good, lick this pussy just like you should


oh dear, i can just picuure them people on the dancefloor at the end of the night trying to dance thinking they look alll sexy :eek: :eek:

I think this is a personal non-favourite of mine as well. Eventhough i have nothing against what it's referring to-au contraire! I find this little song toe-curlingly embarrasing :oops: and the few times i have heard it played on a dancefloor, i have run off in order to get a drink or find some other mission.
 
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down down down down
down down down down

lyric with just one word
but the tune is quality .....
 
ive got one

it came on in the car last night

it goes something like ....


and then i saw this girl in a bar and she was like mmmm and i was like yeh whatever

each line the 'yeh whatever' gets quicker and quicker

does anyone know the one i mean

its absolute shite but i must admit it did make me giggle a bit cos its so ridiculous
 
kazza said:
ive got one

it came on in the car last night

it goes something like ....


and then i saw this girl in a bar and she was like mmmm and i was like yeh whatever

each line the 'yeh whatever' gets quicker and quicker

does anyone know the one i mean

its absolute sh*te but i must admit it did make me giggle a bit cos its so ridiculous

United States of Whateva or something like that!!!

It lasts about a minute i fink :D
 
my vote goes to Ultra-fecking-shite-beet...

WTF???????

i hear it on average 4 times a day... no wonder im mentally ill...
 
Absolutely ANYTHING by Atomic Kitten....they should be shot!!! :x
...Remember seeing them one year in Es Paradis looking a tad minging short of a mess!!! 8)
 
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