What's the weather like at the moment?

I swim all year round.

you are all just pussies ;)

Step aside Chuck Norris...

Once a cobra bit Stivi's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
If you want a list of Stivi's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Stivi.
Stivi can slam revolving doors.
Stivi does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Stivi goes killing.
The dark is afraid of Stivi.
Stivi makes onions cry.
Death once had a near-Stivi experience.
Stivi can have both feet on the ground and kick butt at the same time.
Stivi is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
There has never been a hurricane named Stivi because it would have destroyed everything.
When Stivi does a pushup, he's pushing the Earth down.
 
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