What do you always do??

They have a great selection of wooden cock and balls just there beside the scarfs.alway brings a smile when I see the girls dusting them off with the feather dusters..:twisted:

We have a bit of a thing where we bring each other back wooden cock and balls bottle openers. I fell out with the Mrs last year because she wouldn't let me get this couple who had stayed at home one which was the size of a kids arm. Spoil sport.

Always a reminder of Ibiza at house parties back home though when everyone has a wooden cock bottle opener.
 
I can't tell if this is serious or not.

Always make it to Amnesia for at least one Cream. Weird to think the two (or one, depending one lineups) this year could be the last for a few years

Deadly, that was quite tame to be honest. There was a time I ended up stealing a van with a Looky Looky man and taking 20 of his pals to the Reaggae beach for a Sunday gathering.
 
I always buy a bottle of red aftershock upon arrival to kick things off properly.
I always buy a rediculous hat on the 2nd day so I look like a total bellend all of my trip.
I always at least watch one sunrise on a San an or PDb beach.
I always visit the Chinese above the fountain in San an with the full group to conclude our amazing holiday
 
I suppose I'll probably forevermore stop in for at least one bocadillo at Bar Costa each trip.
On clubbing sojourns at least, at least one ill-judged inappropriately timed phone call/skype to friends or family (or family of friends accidentally).
I used to alway drop in a small gift (some beers, a giant chuppa chup, a sausage, packets of soup etc.) for John at the Casa Maria, although haven't done so in recent years (anyone stayed there recently advise if he is still there?).
The last two trips, and next trip some time in Formentera.
 
-i always have a walk around el faro de Portinatx for a sunset.
i always have a massive lunch at Balansat restaurant for my first sunday.
i always have an incredible private party in a fantastic villa of a friend of mine in Portinatx(incredible view on cala xarraca),with all our locals friends,2 days of madness,with great djs:twisted:
i always go a few times to the ibiza cover market to buy fantastic fish.
i always come with a lot of french wines and cheeses for my friends,if not they will kill me :lol:
i always start my annual depression when our return ferry is passing over Portinatx to go to Barcelona :(
 
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I'll be going lobster red again before anyone else. Closely followed by my chin dropping onto my chest and eyes half closing!
 
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