Things you really wished you hadn't found out...

[djjaycool]

Damnit!

Edit: I said how they're made, not how they're born!
(There's a difference!)

Vic won you get the pendant on this one John

 

[Morbyd]

Vic won you get the pendant on this one John

Stop kissing up to the girl

I think Johnny V gets what I'm talking about.

The subtle inuendo is that I wished I hadn't found out about sex
(whereas Vic seems to be talking about the biological process of having kids)

 

[djjaycool]

Stop kissing up to the girl

I think Johnny V gets what I'm talking about.

The subtle inuendo is that I wished I hadn't found out about sex
(whereas Vic seems to be talking about the biological process of having kids)

You wanted to go into the priesthood? Oh never mind they have sex sometime. Someone has too after the battering she took this morning.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

I'm sure Vic loved it when she found how babies are made, as opposed to how they are born.

 

[xxVic-zeexx]

I think i won it personally as i posted on this particular 'subject' first

 

[xxVic-zeexx]

I'm sure Vic loved it when she found how babies are made, as opposed to how they are born.

Dam right the first process was never gona put me off the last bit

 

[kimajy]

What oeufs de grenouilles were after already eating a large helping of them in a restaurant in France (quite nice, actually !) ... polished up my language skills a bit after that !

 

[heatherp6]

Is that frogs Eggs ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yucky frogspawn, blleeuurrgghhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[kimajy]

Is that frogs Eggs ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yucky frogspawn, blleeuurrgghhhhhhhhhhhh

Also been hit for oeufs d'escargot (once by accident then have to admit a repeat offence out of choice) ...

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Colonic irrigation doesn't work...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/aug/01/colonic-irrigation-dangerous

I like this bit.

Those who have had colonic irrigation have reported passing revolting bits of matter, from strings of mucus to rubbery nuggets. "It's just faeces. It would have come out anyway," says Mishori. "The body is designed to get rid of toxins, in urine and faeces. There is no need to assist it."

Rubbery nuggets.

 

[kimajy]

Rubbery nuggets.

Could they actually have been rubbery McNuggets ?

... and the strings of mucous 'dogging noodles' ?

 

[djjaycool]

Colonic irrigation doesn't work...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/aug/01/colonic-irrigation-dangerous

I like this bit.



Rubbery nuggets.

Wish I hadn't read this before breakfast, tea only I think