LOL, now I see what you meant being not ready to hang your boots up yetFri - IMS, Melon Bomb @ Pikes, Solomun @ Pacha
Don’t get me wrong, I was ready for bed at 4am after Pikes but my new Mrs is 8 years younger than me and after never been to ibiza she was keen to drag me to pacha. Just about made it to 8am with some assistanceLOL, now I see what you meant being not ready to hang your boots up yet![]()
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Yes DONT lie in bed ever.. You just get anxious / stressed and regret the madness.. Up, down a couple of beers and seek out some beats somewhere or hit the beach.. Love La Oliva for dinner. Its funny those O'Beach boys, thinking their cool actually are the sore thumbs sticking out!Dates you were there:
25-29/4
Where you stayed:
2 nights Ses Figures, Talamanca & 2 days Villa Florimar, Talamanca.
Club nights visited:
Fri - IMS, Melon Bomb @ Pikes, Solomun @ Pacha
Saturday - Pikes house party
Sunday - Beat Hotel, Las Dalias / Akasha.
Best night:
Very tough to call but for the music and crowd overall it was the Beat Hotel event. Hardly seen a single phone in the air either
Worst night:
Had lots of fun Friday at Pikes but wasn’t the usual crowd andnthe music was great but there were a fair few young idiots in there looking like they’d come straight from O beach. Just had a bit of attitude making a lot of people uncomfortable. Saturday, normal service had resumed with a perfect Pikes crowd.
Best bar:
Just the usuals - Paradise Lost, Tira palla (Ibiza town)
Best place to eat:
Had a lovely last meal in La Oliva last night in the old town. Bahia in Talamanca was good tapas too. Fish Shack still not open btw.
Best beach and/or beach club:
Sa Trinxa again. Went later this time due staying at Solomum till 8am (anyone know what time it finished btw? Was still rammed at 8am) so we didn’t get down to Sa Trinxa till late afternoon so had a different experience with everyone dancing
Money spent:
Roughly a grand between 2 of us. Plus accommodation
Biggest regret:
Naaaah
Going back?:
Yup! The new girlfriend fell in love with the island instantly so will back but will be more exploring with a car and hit the north which I’ve never done but obviously find space for the odd party
Top tip:
Don’t lie in bed feeling rough if you’ve over indulged. Get in the sea, have an another beer and enjoy every minute cos your time there always goes fast.
Observations and/or conclusion:
Dates you were there: 13-21. April, which was Easter.
Where you stayed: 2 nights at Hotel Vibra District, 2 nights at Es Mitjorn and 4 nights at Hotel Abrat. I had hoped to stay the entire time at Abrat, but it only opened halfway into my holiday.
Club nights visited: Sven at Las Dalias/Akhasa on Thursday. I had plans to get a couple of hours both at Es Paradis and Eden later in the week. But I was too tired both evenings, and fell asleep well before midnight.
Best night: Sven at Las Dalias. Everything was perfect.
Worst night: None. Actually no bad experiences.
Best bar: I don't usually do bars for the bar itself, but I really like the vibe at Flaherty's in San An. The staff are older, well experienced, and know exactly what the customer needs. There's no nonsense. I appreciate this more as the years go by. The tables that are almost on the pavement is my favourite spot for the first beer in Ibiza.
Best place to eat: I haven't found this place yet. I'm a massive meat eater on a low carb diet. I also don't eat french fries, which is now called anything from chips to potatoes. Waiters act weird when I want the chips/fries replaced with real potatoes or veggies. It's also almost impossible to find places that serve large enough portions of red meat, and have the right vibe. The place with the perfect vibe in San An is Rita's Cantina. Sadly they don't have any real meat dishes. The dish with seemingly most meat is tasty, but only has a few scrapings of actual meat.
Best beach and/or beach club: I prefer beaches with no music. Any beach without a beach bar playing music is my favourite.
Money spent: Je ne regrette rien.
Biggest regret: Ibiza is best experienced on a road bike. The hills both south and north of San An are wonderful for cycling at an intermediate level. In a car the landscape just passes quickly by. On a road bike you're immersed in both the landscape, the heat, the wind, the sounds and smells. You have to earn each hill and view, and in Ibiza you are very much rewarded. My biggest regret is spending the winter weight lifting and running, not also doing some cardio on a bike. I am so totally out of cycling shape that renting a road bike made no sense this year.
Going back?: Yes, but probably not before Easter next year. I will have done lots of cycling before then. During my next visit I will only go to day/evening events, and get up ealy to go cycling or hiking. Let's hope Las Dalias is still going strong.
Top tip: You will regret the 3AM tattoo.
Observations and/or conclusion: It was a nice trip. I needed to get away from work, and do nothing. Ibiza is a civilized and safe destination.
Anyone know how long this year's Ibiza-related weird cold or flu with sore throat, night sweats, runny stomach and excessive production of gas usually lasts?Any Ibiza holiday isn't over until one has rid oneself of any hangovers, STDs, viruses and bacterial infections acquired during the holiday.
It's been 17 days since I arrived back how. Consequently this has been my longest Ibiza holiday ever.
I stayed there in 2011 out of season, end of October and loved itDates you were there: 9 - 11 May
Where you stayed: Es Grop Apartmentos, Portinatx - lovely location, amazing views...maybe the flats could be improved a little bit, a few repairs, but i am not that fussy and especially staying for just a couple of days, enjoyed my stay!
Club nights visited: none
Best night / Worst night: basically I only stayed one night, as I arrived on the 9th very late and just went to sleep lol.
On saturday unfortunately no sunset and very cloudy, so I bought Albarino, iberico, tortilla and bread....and just had a picnic on the beautiful terrace in the flat, along with music and good vibes.
Best bar: Bar Costa (Santa Gertrudis) on Sunday lunch time before going to the airport, so busy but always a good time in there (and amazing prices!)
Best place to eat: Bar Costa again, simple food is the best! I also went to Giri Cafe in Sant Joan on Saturday, and really liked it, standard prices, amazing wine and croquetas (my love)
Best beach and/or beach club: unfortunately the weather wasnt so good, i managed to spend some sunny time on the beach below my apartment (S'Arenal Petit)...the water so clear it looks like a swimming pool...honestly beautiful! Sunday early morning i walked to Cala Xarraca and I managed to get a little sunshine time there too, I was the only one there as it was so early, I loved it, so peaceful and wild at the same time!
Money spent: even if i stayed just 2 days, money goes so fast lol
Biggest regret: no regrets, just hoped for a bit more sun but what can we do!
Going back?: back on 27may for Camelphat
Top tip: I used "Holiday Taxis" from the airport as I arrived super late and there were no buses, that seemed the cheapest option (£20 airport-portinatx at 00:30)...after reading some reviews online i started worrying no one would be there to pick me up lol. Buuuutttt it was amazing! I booked a shared taxi, but I got a van all for myself, clean and modern, the driver was so nice he also helped me finding my flat, talking on the phone with the receptionist. So I recommend it and if needed i will use it again.
Observations and/or conclusion: this time I decided to start my season in a more relaxed way, exploring and just chilling in the north (first time staying there), I enjoyed it, very quiet, I was just walking around taking in the views, cuddling cats on the street and looking at flowers.
We all need to slow down and take it easy from time to time!![]()
Happy to know you enjoyed the best resort of the islandDates you were there: 9 - 11 May
Where you stayed: Es Grop Apartmentos, Portinatx - lovely location, amazing views...maybe the flats could be improved a little bit, a few repairs, but i am not that fussy and especially staying for just a couple of days, enjoyed my stay!
Club nights visited: none
Best night / Worst night: basically I only stayed one night, as I arrived on the 9th very late and just went to sleep lol.
On saturday unfortunately no sunset and very cloudy, so I bought Albarino, iberico, tortilla and bread....and just had a picnic on the beautiful terrace in the flat, along with music and good vibes.
Best bar: Bar Costa (Santa Gertrudis) on Sunday lunch time before going to the airport, so busy but always a good time in there (and amazing prices!)
Best place to eat: Bar Costa again, simple food is the best! I also went to Giri Cafe in Sant Joan on Saturday, and really liked it, standard prices, amazing wine and croquetas (my love)
Best beach and/or beach club: unfortunately the weather wasnt so good, i managed to spend some sunny time on the beach below my apartment (S'Arenal Petit)...the water so clear it looks like a swimming pool...honestly beautiful! Sunday early morning i walked to Cala Xarraca and I managed to get a little sunshine time there too, I was the only one there as it was so early, I loved it, so peaceful and wild at the same time!
Money spent: even if i stayed just 2 days, money goes so fast lol
Biggest regret: no regrets, just hoped for a bit more sun but what can we do!
Going back?: back on 27may for Camelphat
Top tip: I used "Holiday Taxis" from the airport as I arrived super late and there were no buses, that seemed the cheapest option (£20 airport-portinatx at 00:30)...after reading some reviews online i started worrying no one would be there to pick me up lol. Buuuutttt it was amazing! I booked a shared taxi, but I got a van all for myself, clean and modern, the driver was so nice he also helped me finding my flat, talking on the phone with the receptionist. So I recommend it and if needed i will use it again.
Observations and/or conclusion: this time I decided to start my season in a more relaxed way, exploring and just chilling in the north (first time staying there), I enjoyed it, very quiet, I was just walking around taking in the views, cuddling cats on the street and looking at flowers.
We all need to slow down and take it easy from time to time!![]()
Yes, someone was there at night, thank you SO MUCH again for your helpHappy to know you enjoyed the best resort of the island
So no problem to find somebody at Es Grop at this time of the night![]()
De nadaYes, someone was there at night, thank you SO MUCH again for your help![]()
That's what I call positive thinking! Never thought of the week I spent in hospital with pneumonia after coming back from Ibiza in 2022 as an extension of the holidayAny Ibiza holiday isn't over until one has rid oneself of any hangovers, STDs, viruses and bacterial infections acquired during the holiday.
did you go with your bird or a mate?Dates you were there: 10th to 17th May
Where you stayed: Ibiza Rocks (4 nights) - Apartamentos Nord, Portinatx (2 nights)
Club nights visited: Amnesia opening, Circo opening (should also have been Pikes and Defected but never made it out)
Best night: Amnesia opening (a brilliant techno session)
Worst night: Never have a bad night, always make the most of it
Best bar: Visited several none stood out!
Best place to eat: Restaurante El Puerto, Portinatx - the paella for four was next level good
Best beach and/or beach club: Didn't visit any
Money spent: About £1,700 (accom, flights, booze, supplies)
Biggest regret: Not doing more day parties I've come to realise I just can't hack an all nighters anymore (back usually goes) and end up doing half the night despite not going to sleep for 24 hours after anyway! Need to go later in the season (we keep going early as too excited and just want to get out there) which we hopefully will in 2026.
Going back?: Always. Likely 2026 now.
Top tip: Hire a car!
Observations and/or conclusion: So this was my 10th trip and we finally hired a car and went exploring around the island. Lovely day trip to Ibiza Town and didn't realise how many great independent shops there were. Will be returning there for some clothes at some point. The idea was to head to Portinatx for two nights to 'chill' ended up smashing it just as hard up that way but mainly in the bars. I've got serious Ibiza blues but the whole group have committed to returning next year
Also stumbled across this art gallery in the middle of nowhere called Lost Art Studios. Definitely check it out!
With 4 mates (no wife she's not into it)did you go with your bird or a mate?