On the party island of Ibiza the consulate deals with the fall-out from a new drug invading the club scene - the so-called 'pink pill'.
One young tourist is found lost, nearly naked, and unable to recall anything but his name. And then the Brit dealers who supply the pills also need help after they're arrested.
Over in Mallorca, staff deal with a young Brit who's been Tasered by overzealous police.
A holidaymaker from Essex has been run over by a drunk driver, and lies seriously injured in hospital.
And a Lancashire couple's holiday is transformed by the arrival, nine weeks early, of their tiny baby son.