stupidity in ibiza reaching all-time high

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^^ it belongs to the football player michy batshuayi (chelsea) who, along with his personal trainer, decided to leave the car in the shadow and do a few runs in that park!!!
 
the story of a twat and a lambo =>



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The owner of a Lamborghini parked in the shade and on the sidewalk

The owner of a brand new Lamborghini has not hesitated a moment to leave its nothing discreet vehicle parked in the shade.
Yes, on the sidewalk next to a playground.

Apparently the reason for this decision was that the car owner was not in the city which had the idea to park your Lamborghini in the shade of a tree on the sidewalk and in the street Fray Vicente Nicolás.

Still, the brilliant idea owner has finished when the place has gone through agents Local Police Vila, who have called crane to remove the vehicle.

The removal of the vehicle has received complaints from the owner who did not share the decision taken by the agents of the Local Police.


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http://www.noudiari.es/2016/07/el-p...ghini-estaciona-a-la-sombra-y-sobre-la-acera/




ibiza 2016 - twats proliferate faster than cockroaches =>

that twat in a lambo again plus a twat in a ferrari
making selfies :spank: in the middle of the airport-road




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Ferrari and Lamborghini stop in the middle of the road to the airport
to make a 'selfie'

There's nothing like having a high-end car to believe the master of the road. That's what drivers must have thought a white Ferrari and Lamborghini orange, do not hesitate to stand in the middle of the road to the airport in Ibiza to make a 'selfie'.

The two race cars, each more luxurious and spectacular, decided to slow down before the zebra crossing roundabout to the airport to show off vehicle.
No matter that their operation could hinder traffic,

it was important to work out handsome in photography.

Precisely, the owner of Lamborghini took a serious upset Monday when the municipal towing vehicle pulled parking tickets. Without thinking twice, the driver decided to park in the shade of a tree on the sidewalk and in the street Fray Vicente Nicolas, near a playground and opposite the bar Cibeles.
There are some who do not learn.


http://www.noudiari.es/2016/07/un-f...rretera-al-aeropuerto-para-hacerse-un-selfie/
 
Will this trend of going to Ibiza to 'show off' ever end??? seems year after year there are more and more knob heads on the island:oops:

sadly no end in sight. it's honestly one of the things that currently most bother me here. I have no problem if people get a VIP table or generally live it up (expensive dinners, villas/hotels and such), but exactly that urge to show off is really making me sick.
 
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El tender del yate Le Grand Bleu perdió el control empotrándose en otro yate.....Ha habido mucha suerte porque no se ha producido ninguna desgracia personal, su tripulante cayó al mar y el tender iba dando bandazos entre la gran cantidad de yates que fondean sin control en la Posidonia Oceánica.......
(Maria Jose` E.)
 
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El tender del yate Le Grand Bleu perdió el control empotrándose en otro yate.....Ha habido mucha suerte porque no se ha producido ninguna desgracia personal, su tripulante cayó al mar y el tender iba dando bandazos entre la gran cantidad de yates que fondean sin control en la Posidonia Oceánica.......
(Maria Jose` E.)




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A semi-rigid boat crashes into a yacht in waters is Jondal
The boat blew a hole in the hull.

A boat crashed yesterday morning against the hull of a large luxury yacht that was anchored in waters is Jondal, in the municipality of Sant Josep. No one was injured.

Apparently, the only crew member of the boat fell into the water for unknown reasons. Everything indicates that the pilot of the boat was not operating the system known as' man to agua', which stops the engine when the driver of the boat falls off the same.

The truth is that, as explained by a witness, the boat was adrift until he finally crashed into the hull, which opened a gap.

While there is no injury to regret in this accident, damage to the hull itself is substantial.


http://www.diariodeibiza.es/pitiuse...a-semirrigida-estrella-yate-aguas/854728.html
 
"... T-Shirts
Ibiza, Spain

I took a pill in Ibiza presents a T-shirt which is full of life, colour, is cool and has an authentic Ibizan look, so that the people wearing it can experience a lifestyle in line with the concept and the spirit of Ibiza ..."
 
Been meaning to post this since i got back...i got charged 40 euro for 2x sun loungers and an umbrella at Cala D'hort beach!! more than double what we paid elsewhere
 
so ibiza IS running dry.

already at the beginning of the main season they had to close the public showers
@ pdb´s beach !
Ibiza Education takes on Water Conservation

nevertheless especially a certain hotelgroup in pdb thinks it´s a great idea to offer "swim-up-rooms", "rainforest"-showers, jacuzzis and other crazy water-wasting-nonsense ...




Water reserves of Cala Llonga and Jesus halved in one month
The Director General of Water Resources Govern, Juana Maria Garau, explains that this decline is due to population pressure and poor rains

Aquifers to fall to 24%, the lowest level this century


The latest data on the level of water reserves in Ibiza published by the Balearic Government confirm the drought being experienced by the island's water reserves have fallen in June to 24%, the worst historical figure recorded this century.
In addition, the sharpest declines were recorded in Cala Llonga and Jesus, whose aquifers have reduced their volume by half from May to June. In the first case it has gone from 34% to 16% and this figure Cala Llonga is the most well exploited on the island. Jesus the level recorded in May was 45%, while a month later stood at 21%.

The average June Ibiza is the worst Balears, as the data of the evolution of water reserves in the archipelago June 2015 to the same month this year. The level of water volume of Menorca stood at 59%; the de Mallorca, at 47%; the Formentera, at 42%, and that of Ibiza, at 24%, seven points less than a year ago.

As for the six hydro units Ibiza, after 16% of Cala Llonga, the worst record is the Roca Llisa, with 19% of the volume of the aquifer. Le Jesus continues, with 21%; Sant Agusti, with 22%; is Canar, with 37%, and Sant Antoni, with 72%. Regarding the comparison of these figures with those of a year ago, Roca Llisa recorded the same figure as in June this year and 19% was then had the lowest level of the island. However, the most critical situation in this period was recorded in August 2015, when the level of the reserve of Cala Llonga critical figure dropped to 8%. In the same month of 2015, the second lowest record was Roca Lisa, with 15% of its capacity.

population pressure
The Director General of Water Resources of the Balearic Government, Juana Maria Garau, has highlighted the volume reductions accused of aquifers in Santa Eulària. According Garau, the explanation of these declines would be increased demand for water in these tourist areas. "Data arriving passengers must be taken into account (see page 4) and hotel occupancy has been Ibiza in May and June, which has been higher than in the same months of previous years," recalled Garau.

In addition, the Director General of Water Resources Government has warned that water saving measures taken by the Government and municipalities will not solve this problem if the demographic pressure is maintained on the island. "When the desalination plant in Santa Eulària is put in place give you a bit more quiet, but this growth rate precautionary measures are not enough," remarked Garau.

Therefore, he has denied that the action of the institutions to the problem of water is insufficient. "In Sant Josep there have been improvements," he noted.

Finally, Garau pointed out that the Govern approved last June 17 a decree declaring the state of extraordinary drought in Ibiza, so that "urgent and extraordinary" measures are put in place to curb the overuse of water and recover island aquifers


http://www.diariodeibiza.es/pitiuses-balears/2016/07/19/reservas-agua-cala-llonga-jesus/855367.html
 
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Ibiza Undead, a new zombie movie filmed on the island

A new film shot on the island will be released on July 15, entitled Undead Ibiza,
as published by the portal horror and science fiction, aullidos.com.

The film, written and directed by Andy Edwards proposes a zombie apocalypse, undead hordes of tourists eating.

The argument tells the story of a group of friends who go on vacation to the island, and that after a drunken night wake up in the middle of a zombie apocalypse that must escape ...


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http://www.noudiari.es/2016/07/ibiza-undead-una-nueva-pelicula-de-zombies-rodada-en-la-isla/

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f***ing too right they wanna escape. Looks like Paris Hilton on the decks there.
 
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El tender del yate Le Grand Bleu perdió el control empotrándose en otro yate.....Ha habido mucha suerte porque no se ha producido ninguna desgracia personal, su tripulante cayó al mar y el tender iba dando bandazos entre la gran cantidad de yates que fondean sin control en la Posidonia Oceánica.......
(Maria Jose` E.)



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(simon b.)
 
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