Ocean Beach Club Opening

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SeasideDreamer said:
I'd like to think so but do we doubt it's been anything but rammed all season so far? I'd be willing to bet it has.
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There is a picture on the thread of it with 4 people in, its supposed to open till 6am......
I would think if, sorry when it fails someone.will buy it and make it work.
 
Due to the placing of your signature Shane it comes across as you being a mega fan of this place to those who don't know it's only just opened. :lol:
 
The mark wright poster is the most putrid thing i have seen here, it makes me want to leave this island and never come back. we have to stop lineker, now!
 
ibiza Know All said:
The mark wright poster is the most putrid thing i have seen here, it makes me want to leave this island and never come back. we have to stop lineker, now!
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I'm guessing you're on the island?
How much do you see the OBC itself or hear / see flyers posters in regards to it?
 
i walk past it every day and laugh at the roided up essex chavs in there dancing to funky electro drinking 8e beers. i then walk past at night and laugh at the fact there is no one in there at all.

You see posters everywhere but if you read them they have exactly the same thing going on every day..."ibiza beats around the pool with gorgeous people" etc...(puke).

They are charging 45e to get in on a Tuesday? They actually think they are ushuaia.

They are not, they are linekers with a pool.
 
OllieNotts said:
There is a picture on the thread of it with 4 people in, its supposed to open till 6am......
I would think if, sorry when it fails someone.will buy it and make it work.
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I can see it going the same way as boho, big publicity drive then fading away.
 
Mark Wright's Official Summer Spray? What the fvck is that supposed to be? The cast of that Essex muck he got famous on hardly know how to count properly and have trouble spelling one another's names. Reality TV takes over San Antonio - these illiterate, talentless, tasteless, poorly-spoken, classless, orange non-entities who were focred upon us by ITV2, that bastion of tabloid television, are now running parties in Ibiza? These people should not be let on the island. Its no different really from letting Simon Cowell have control ofall the clubs and what music is to be played there. What worries me is that parties like this will be sprayed across all sorts of inane thrash-celeb magazines such as Closer etc. and before long, the braindead masses who read this crap will start to follow, walking in the footsteps of the empty shallow lives of these uneducated TOWIE morons and their ilk.
Only one thing for it - an IQ test in the UK after border control for anyone wishing to travel to Ibzia imposed for the next 5 years. Anyone who fails is turned back and their boarding cards taken off them. There'd be none of that lot out there now for starters.
I really hope this place gets hit by a localised tidal wave of public dissatisfaction and it dies a death before the end of August.
 
kstand said:
Mark Wright's Official Summer Spray? What the fvck is that supposed to be? The cast of that Essex muck he got famous on hardly know how to count properly and have trouble spelling one another's names. Reality TV takes over San Antonio - these illiterate, talentless, tasteless, poorly-spoken, classless, orange non-entities who were focred upon us by ITV2, that bastion of tabloid television, are now running parties in Ibiza? These people should not be let on the island. Its no different really from letting Simon Cowell have control ofall the clubs and what music is to be played there. What worries me is that parties like this will be sprayed across all sorts of inane thrash-celeb magazines such as Closer etc. and before long, the braindead masses who read this crap will start to follow, walking in the footsteps of the empty shallow lives of these uneducated TOWIE morons and their ilk.
Only one thing for it - an IQ test in the UK after border control for anyone wishing to travel to Ibzia imposed for the next 5 years. Anyone who fails is turned back and their boarding cards taken off them. There'd be none of that lot out there now for starters.
I really hope this place gets hit by a localised tidal wave of public dissatisfaction and it dies a death before the end of August.
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I couldn't have put it better myself.
 
kstand said:
along with the likes of the TOWIE set with their collective IQ not getting close to a score, you will have tonnes of these inane "celeb goss" mags hitting the island to follow these morons and with that, the braindead masses that read these mags as it will now seem a trendy place to go.
Rant over.
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So your saying you need to be highly intelligent to enjoy music and have a good time?

I bumped into Joey Essex and his 'crew' in DC10 for the paradise opening party.
I must admit that my opinion highly changed. He seemed down to earth and there to enjoy himself, along with the rest of the cast.

The fact that you are speaking down of people who may not be as intelligent as others, just because they have different interests to you, is highly pretentious and snobby in itself.
 
StroyBerries said:
I bumped into Joey Essex and his 'crew' in DC10 for the paradise opening party.
I must admit that my opinion highly changed. He seemed down to earth and there to enjoy himself, along with the rest of the cast.
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The stories I heard are that he was a complete bell end at Ocean Beach and was off his face on ket.
 
StroyBerries said:
So your saying you need to be highly intelligent to enjoy music and have a good time?

I bumped into Joey Essex and his 'crew' in DC10 for the paradise opening party.
I must admit that my opinion highly changed. He seemed down to earth and there to enjoy himself, along with the rest of the cast.

The fact that you are speaking down of people who may not be as intelligent as others, just because they have different interests to you, is highly pretentious and snobby in itself.
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Megaluf and such places are far more fitting destinations for the likes of you've-been-tangoed Lauren Goodger, or that fat, loud, base half-wit Gemma Collins or any of those clowns who have been thrown into people's living rooms by ITV2. The last thing Ibiza needs, in terms of preserving the place is these muppets and camera crews and paps following them round the place. The sort of idiots who read these celeb-goss magazines and are obsessed with reality TV will suddenly start flocking to the island. All well and good them coming for a holiday - but Linekers giving Mark Wright his own party which no doubt will make the tabloids and magazines over here in the UK is bang out of order. These people are talentless and by and large tasteless and have done nithing to deserve such fame. Between this sort of crap on TV and the obsession with glorified karaoke and dancing competitions in the UK, individuality is slowly being drained out of people and kids are growing up now with little or none of the music we grew up with being anywhere near the main stream. Ibiza has been a get away from all that crap for as long as I can remember - but sadly when I heard of a "party" like this I realise that this is changing too. They may be honest and decent people at the back of it all - they dont come acrioss this way in general, they come across as total prats and she-prats - and they are entitled to their holiday. But dont go around making Gods out of them - at the end of the day they are talentless and have done nothing to deserve fame or fortune so treat them as you would treat anyone else. Wayne Lineker though it seems has one interest and one interest only and that is to tap into the celeb-obsessed masses in the UK to try and get them over and into his "club". That is the last thing the place needs. These people were goingo Megaluf and other such destinations all along - leave them there.
I couldnt care less about their interests or anything like that - what i fear is that Ibiza will become a summer location for shoots of inane crap like TOWIE. And all the clowns it will attracts.
 
At the end of the day nobody is forcing anyone to go to any of these place if you don't like it don't go but they all serve a purpose and if nothing else it keeps them out of the way there has always been this kind of thing in Ibiza and there always will be Ibiza is a party island and the beauty of the island is that there is something for everyone. People like that have always been in the island. Jordan, Paris Hilton, jody marsh, the dynamite hosts the list is endless. Who cares they aren't doing any harm and aren't stopping anyone from having fun its a party island and everyone should be aloud to enjoy it in there own way
 
kstand said:
Megaluf and such places are far more fitting destinations for the likes of you've-been-tangoed Lauren Goodger, or that fat, loud, base half-wit Gemma Collins or any of those clowns who have been thrown into people's living rooms by ITV2. The last thing Ibiza needs, in terms of preserving the place is these muppets and camera crews and paps following them round the place. The sort of idiots who read these celeb-goss magazines and are obsessed with reality TV will suddenly start flocking to the island. All well and good them coming for a holiday - but Linekers giving Mark Wright his own party which no doubt will make the tabloids and magazines over here in the UK is bang out of order. These people are talentless and by and large tasteless and have done nithing to deserve such fame. Between this sort of crap on TV and the obsession with glorified karaoke and dancing competitions in the UK, individuality is slowly being drained out of people and kids are growing up now with little or none of the music we grew up with being anywhere near the main stream. Ibiza has been a get away from all that crap for as long as I can remember - but sadly when I heard of a "party" like this I realise that this is changing too. They may be honest and decent people at the back of it all - they dont come acrioss this way in general, they come across as total prats and she-prats - and they are entitled to their holiday. But dont go around making Gods out of them - at the end of the day they are talentless and have done nothing to deserve fame or fortune so treat them as you would treat anyone else. Wayne Lineker though it seems has one interest and one interest only and that is to tap into the celeb-obsessed masses in the UK to try and get them over and into his "club". That is the last thing the place needs. These people were goingo Megaluf and other such destinations all along - leave them there.
I couldnt care less about their interests or anything like that - what i fear is that Ibiza will become a summer location for shoots of inane crap like TOWIE. And all the clowns it will attracts.
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So you are now going to vet who can and who can't enter the island to keep snobby spackers like you happy? Yeah very good Hitler.

Edit: I say this as a 39 year old man who has a very basic idea of what TOWIE is and has never picked up a copy of Heat or suchlike but that kind of pompous bull**** gets on my nerves and makes you sound like a bigger idiot than the people you are tearing to shreds. You don't like Oceanclub and similar places? Don't go... it's really that simple but where's the fun in avoiding somewhere you don't like when you can pontificate like a whiny little bitch instead?
 
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Dave_DL said:
So you are now going to vet who can and who can't enter the island to keep snobby spackers like you happy? Yeah very good Hitler.

Edit: I say this as a 39 year old man who has a very basic idea of what TOWIE is and has never picked up a copy of Heat or suchlike but that kind of pompous bull**** gets on my nerves and makes you sound like a bigger idiot than the people you are tearing to shreds. You don't like Oceanclub and similar places? Don't go... it's really that simple but where's the fun in avoiding somewhere you don't like when you can pontificate like a whiny little bitch instead?
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Have to disagree with you sir i think kstand has got it spot on.I understand your point and agree that if you don't like then don't go but this kind of worshiping mediocrity is a very tasteless pursuit.I'm of a similar vintage to your goodself and i am from essex and find the whole towie thing insulting.
 
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