my top 3 tips

This post is a collector lol
any other tips? :eek:)..

I've just noticed a bunch ibz virgins USA guys (no offend to usa spotlight members lol,some look like Matt Damon :p,they dig in the sand to get a" sandy pillow"; GIs?) in figueretas beach, keep on talking loudly in the beach boasting of their sexual story, putting music that suckX & no bound to house techno music lol.They are nice,athletic but gross (some burp/rott ) & they make me laugh because there were girlz on the beach & they keep telling "i ve shag this .. payed this hooker", share their talk to all the beach lol..I wanted to tell them : hey dude it's not cancuun , shut your music & ...wrong way to get in touch with burdZ in telling your lovelife to all the beach LOL..Arf these americans, nice guys but hilarious behaviour :eek:)

ps:Icebaer ,i used to like your post but there you're are breaking the mood ...should be more appropriate in ibz open chat...unless it's black humour?(expression in french , don't know if the same in english)
 
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wayne18uk said:
ok for all of yours who keep asking the me for tips to pull a burd on ibiza my 3 top tips are

1) if your out in a club always remember the bigger the boobs the smaller the brain

2) always go for girls who are on there last night they are so easy

3) every holes a goal
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How To Get Laid In Ibiza

... All That Glitters is Not Gold
As usual, though, when something looks too good to be true then it probably is. With so many alcoholically-lubricated, feral girls on the prowl, their glistening pudenda concealed only by the briefest of thongs, their flexible bodies thrusting in overt imitation of coitus to pounding techno beats, one might assume that sexual nirvana was a foregone conclusion. Not so. In Ibiza, the dedicated pussy hound has several significant obstacles to overcome, in particular the parties themselves, logistics, and AMOGs.
Here I break down how to overcome each of these ...

http://www.returnofkings.com/38209/how-to-get-laid-in-ibiza
 
... Don’t wait until you’re in Space, Carl Cox is spinning and she’s off her head. Instead, open her as she walks back from the grocery store to her hotel (Ibiza is great for daygame). Try to take her on an instant date then bring her back to your apartment for an hour before she goes out. If this isn’t possible, take her phone number, along with those of as many other girls as possible, and send out a mass text later, following up with whoever bites. While this advice holds good anywhere, in Ibiza it is particularly important as you have finite time (if you’re on vacation) and a lot of variables to overcome to make things happen ... :D
 
"San Antonio is also a great party place with a lot of girls (and romantic views of the sunset for dates) but the strip there is a little downmarket and full of drunken Brits on the rampage. Worth avoiding unless you’re down on your luck and after a particularly seedy pump and dump."

Last line made me chuckle
 
The only time I 'managed' to get laid in Ibiza was on my second trip last year (and my 13th overall:) - it was a perfect combo of:
1) solo traveller not looking for any buddies
2) sober -ish
3) not looking to get laid. Actually being quite miserable after a divorce.
I tried the same trick on my third trip on the island last year and on my first this year, never worked. It must be the 'don't plan it and it will happen' kind of thing. The only downside is you'd look silly when having to rush to the Apotheke (sic!) to buy the required stuff when both parties realise it's actually happening.
 
icebaer69 said:
... Don’t wait until you’re in Space, Carl Cox is spinning and she’s off her head. Instead, open her as she walks back from the grocery store to her hotel (Ibiza is great for daygame). Try to take her on an instant date then bring her back to your apartment for an hour before she goes out. If this isn’t possible, take her phone number, along with those of as many other girls as possible, and send out a mass text later, following up with whoever bites. While this advice holds good anywhere, in Ibiza it is particularly important as you have finite time (if you’re on vacation) and a lot of variables to overcome to make things happen ... :D
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Agree with the whole day game thing. One thing they don't talk about is how there isn't music blaring so you can actually talk to a chick and work some magic.

Too bad it's hard to bring her back to your place if you're at a hotel. Some want their passport with extra money and which girl is gonna be carrying her passport around with her?
 
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