Marlboro light menthols...

[Buckley]

You guys think you're good at the English language?

You should have heard the lawyer i used yesterday to help clinche a major business deal

Mind you, he wants to be good @ £300+VAT/hr

He's quite cheap - that's less than I'd charge for a of day's consultancy QSing.

 

[Buckley]

Damn it - just that 'no' stopped me from being able to tell you to 'get a move on'.

Dearest Buckley. Please accept my sincerest apologies. I am truly sorry that my intentional poor use of grammar in the post to which the quote above refers senselessly robbed you of an opportunity to execute a juvenile play on words in a vein attempt to elicit the laughter of your fellow Spotlighters. I hope you will recover from this mortal blow to your streak of humour-tinged posts over the last few days.

f*** off and die. No really - I've lump another grand on your speedy demise

 

[FunkyLady]

Used to love my Marlboro lights, never tried the menthol ones though.

I only smoked for a year (ish), when I was with my previous boyfriend. I craved a ciggy for about 2 months after we split but since then i've been fine.

I don't think i have an addictive nature. Don't get me wrong, I would love a cigarette after my meal and glass of wine, but I really don't need it anymore.

sometimes i miss smoking....

 

[Buckley]

I only smoked for a year (ish), when I was with my previous boyfriend. I craved a ciggy for about 2 months after we split but since then i've been fine.

FL: I'm keeping the Carly Simon LPs

Bf : Well I'm having the fags then. *slams door on way out*


Is that how it happened?

 

[Drew]

You guys think you're good at the English language?

You should have heard the lawyer i used yesterday to help clinche a major business deal

Mind you, he wants to be good @ £300+VAT/hr

He's quite cheap - that's less than I'd charge for a of day's consultancy QSing.

I'm talking per hour, not a day

Meeting was supposed to be 2 hours and ended up being 7.

Ouch!

 

[Buckley]

You guys think you're good at the English language?

You should have heard the lawyer i used yesterday to help clinche a major business deal

Mind you, he wants to be good @ £300+VAT/hr

He's quite cheap - that's less than I'd charge for a of day's consultancy QSing.

I'm talking per hour, not a day

Meeting was supposed to be 2 hours and ended up being 7.

Ouch!

I did wonder!

 

[Drew]

You guys think you're good at the English language?

You should have heard the lawyer i used yesterday to help clinche a major business deal

Mind you, he wants to be good @ £300+VAT/hr

He's quite cheap - that's less than I'd charge for a of day's consultancy QSing.

I'm talking per hour, not a day

Meeting was supposed to be 2 hours and ended up being 7.

Ouch!

I did wonder!

1 lawyer, £300 per day.

Going once ....... going twice .......... sold! to the guy at the back with the bantem crest

 

[MARKB]

you are a smoker who secretly hates himself for doing such a terrible thing to himself day in day out

Innit.

Hey MARKB, Naddyz is of to Egypt soon, maybe you can hook up with him seeing as you in DENIAL

lmfao