Technically not quite correct. Take out the "Nepalese" and put in "Kashmiri Freedom Fighters" and you have a more accurate description
Fair enough, but marks out of ten for effort?
limericks about fellow spotlight posters
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Fair enough, but marks out of ten for effort?
Beckiboo
Active Member
Fair enough, but marks out of ten for effort?
7.5 for rhyming
6.5 for technical accuracy
spacemonkey
Active Member
There was a Spotlighter named Chewie
Whose bum was incredibly pooey
So he thought, "As a tonic
I'll get a colonic"
Now he spends the whole day on the loo-ey
Whose bum was incredibly pooey
So he thought, "As a tonic
I'll get a colonic"
Now he spends the whole day on the loo-ey
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spacemonkey
Active Member
And another one....
From Wayne18UK here's the word..
A sure method for pulling a burd
Every hole is a goal
And if she's a troll
He don't care (well that's what I have heard!)
Boom and boom
From Wayne18UK here's the word..
A sure method for pulling a burd
Every hole is a goal
And if she's a troll
He don't care (well that's what I have heard!)
Boom and boom
spacemonkey
Active Member
Apologies in advance for this Ms Kitten but it just came to me
Hauskitten's the one known to be
Worshipped from afar by Ol-ly
To attract his attention
She thought she would mention
Her boobies were 36E
sorry if i got the size incorrect btw x
Hauskitten's the one known to be
Worshipped from afar by Ol-ly
To attract his attention
She thought she would mention
Her boobies were 36E
sorry if i got the size incorrect btw x
spacemonkey
Active Member
Don't worry Ive got another one about you on the way now.....brought to you by the words chicken and pie
hauskitten
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Apologies in advance for this Ms Kitten but it just came to me
Hauskitten's the one known to be
Worshipped from afar by Ol-ly
To attract his attention
She thought she would mention
Her boobies were 36E
sorry if i got the size incorrect btw x
34b or Small and saggyyy
would have rhymed however it wouldn't have fitted the theme of the limerick... weloveliam@space
Active Member
Agressive in a sexual way ? And did I st*t my pants in a kinky manner ?
A girl from wales with big boobies
Hauskitten is no longer a newbie
a psychology student she is
who likes to take the piss
and upset all including Mark B.
There was a Spotlighter named Chewie
Whose bum was incredibly pooey
So he thought, "As a tonic
I'll get a colonic"
and shat all over his mini
hauskitten
No longer active
Agressive in a sexual way ? And did I st*t my pants in a kinky manner ?
That is entirely up to you, I am a mere figment of your imagination I can be whatever you like (even a scat queen)
spacemonkey
Active Member
so far i've managed to rhyme 'internet lothario' with 'chicken pie scenario'. Can anyone help me out? Chewster?
:d:d
discoplayer
Active Member
@ this thread! there are poet's everywhere!....
spacemonkey
Active Member
*hangs head in shame*
