limericks about fellow spotlight posters

There was a young lass called hauskitten
Who didn't like what i had written
It got out of hand
When we both made a stand
But at least it was better than quitin'
 
There once was a lass called puppylover
Who became chewie's virtual mother
It's a shame he's a Tory
But that's another story
Which I haven't got enough lines to cover
 
There is a man from downunder
Without clothes and years, a number,
His ideas are unique,
Some call him a freak,
The rest are starting to wonder
 
not a limerick, but my favourite Olly rhymez nonetheless...

"Yo Pedro, the man off Da Row
lockin' swords with some honky pussy, right down below
watcha sayin ' vanilla face, that's right, flip the ho
cos there ain't no messin' with the man like Ped-Ro"
 
there was a man called Liam
whose name rhymes with Ian

he runs 26miles
has a bad case of piles

and i certainly wouldn't wanna be 'im
 
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There was a young man called Chewie
Who decided he felt a bit flu-ey
He got to the doctors in time
They said it was Swine
and packed him off to Timbuktu-y

There was a scouser called Grego
who had kids who liked playing with lego
They wanted some sun
and Leeds was no fun
So they moved to the Ibizan archipelago

:oops: :lol:
 
A young lady called Beckiboo
Thought london Life was poo
So she went round the world travelling
But it started unravelling
When she was Kidnapped by a Nepalese crew
 
There was a young man called Dan-x
who had few muscles to flex
He was a big caner,
but now's just a raver,
but still is great on his decks.
 
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McRackin is a mod on this forum
Whose posts sometimes lack all decorum
While I think he's bold
And his info is gold
His photos can be less than wholesome
 
there was a man called Mark B
who gets wound up so easily...

he hates the Tories,
cos he's heard all the stories,

about Thatcher nicking all the milk from his tea!
 
Chewie's a man with a plan
To get taken behind by Dave Cam
But he's gonna get fuct
When the tax they'll deduct
Means he's driving around in a pram
 
weloveliam@space said:
There is a perv called Nitefly
Would he do Hauskitten ?
He might try.
Nakedage he aint,
Although he's not a saint
he's a decent straigh up kind of guy.
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there once was a girl called hauskitten
weloveliam was smitten
he got obsessive
kitten got aggressive
and so liam's pants he doth sh*t 'em

:lol: soweee ;)
 
MARKB said:
A young lady called Beckiboo
Thought london Life was poo
So she went round the world travelling
But it started unravelling
When she was Kidnapped by a Nepalese crew
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Technically not quite correct. Take out the "Nepalese" and put in "Kashmiri Freedom Fighters" and you have a more accurate description :lol:
 
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