You almost had me there Phew
Her songs are moderately witty tho her best is no better than a stannard Streets album track.
I'll stick my neck out and say she is actually a c*nt. I don't get worked up about it, don't storm out of shops screaming withe may hands over the ears if Smile comes on the PA, but she is, and always will be, a grade A, no questions asked, c*nt.
Why you may ask? Well aside from aforementioned accidental leaked the whole selling of E at 15, an apparance of liking the Clash (I Fought The Law no doubt her ring tone) etc, but when the dust settles, all is said and done, a detailed analysis of her vocal performances undertaken, books written on the historical influences and cultural deliberations prescribed in her lyrics that will keep generations enterrtwined etc she is, and always will be the spawn of one of the genuinely middle of middle class abhorrent human beings on the planet.
And she looks like one of my exes pals that was a real whopper of a twat.
I applaud her for not going full on with the "I am product of the ghetto" act that you'd expect, IMO she can be criedited for single handidly bought nice dresses back into fashion (esp for non skinny types), and her latest song about her fella not doing too well in bed is pretty innovative (cf Poker face)...but call me narrow minded but I will just never see her without thinking the Friday pullout on the Evening Stannard, her doing chisel with her old man in the Groucho club, get paid silly money for something by the BBC because of her links and percieved fame and all sorts of other detached from reality stuff wealthy North London ruling types do.
Or something.
haha
Funnily, I take the exact opposite view - I don't associate her with C*nt London at all! I think she parodies aspects of it - the mockney, the coke, the friends etc but she stands out for me precisely because unlike the rest, she remains unaffected - of course, I'm going on the image, I don't know her in person and I could be completely wrong but she projects really well on TV. As for the music - I'm never going to compare her to the heavyweight likes of alison goldfrapp or bjork or roisin murphy or kate bush who I don't consider pop at all and who I revere in a completely different way. Purely in a pop context, I think she's great and funny and different to the massed ranks of ITV clones who make listening to mainstream radio so depressing