ibiza 2019 observations

craig72 said:
Classic Nobbie.. oh and nobody wants to waste time trying to pull at Ibiza clubs.. one phone call and you can have a girl of any nationality at your door in 20 minutes and without having to buy a single drink or trying to convince some girls friends that you will get her home safely..? who wants that kinda hassle on holiday..
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20 mins? Bro, you have escorts at Pacha who are there right away for you and approach you if you look single! Where are the bouncers to step in then? The outrage! ?
 
Have to agree with most of the above. The type of holiday that encourages "pulling" imo would be your Magaluf, Zante type holiday where a group of lads go out every night with the sole purpose to end up in a girls bed, or have a girl in there bed!

For me personally I don't ever go out looking to pull and is why those type of destinations have never appealed to me. I go everywhere purely for good music, with good people, in a nice destination. If I was out and got chatting to some a nice girl I would by no means push them away and say no but that is just a natural meeting over a mutual interest. I don't see the enjoyment of spending an entire holiday or night out literally trying to get laid.

Just enjoy the night out and have some fun for once! As others have said if you're that desperate just go find a escort and job done for half the cost!

Edit: should also add that there are a lot of girls out there who want to use guys for there money. Will act like they are interested, get you to buy some drinks and then disappear, not just in Ibiza but everywhere! Any girl who says “are you going to buy me a drink then” is not for me!
 
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I remember a weird tranny hasseling me in Pacha once, we were in VIP and had a couple of bottles of vodka and unlimited mixers, so to get rid of her/him I gave her/him a drink, not sure she spoke English but she kept sucking her thumb and looking at me weirdly so I think she was suggesting a blowy, anyway I managed to get rid of her but was a bit weird! I often woder if I should of accepted the blowy anyway
 
Tickets for SHM 120€ at hi ibz :eek: (i know 1 that bought 2 ? ) beating the 100€ for FMIF pacha years ago
i couldnt believe some party could sellout and make a big BUZZ
for those buying them by dozens at 60€ jackpot ?
 
Funny story about being hassled! I had a prostitute chase me back to my hotel!

This was after Space closing in 2015 and I had lost my mate at bout 4am, stayed till 6-7ish and when I left I thought I would have a wonder back to the hotel, Mare Nostrum so about a 15-20 minute stroll. As I get to where Burger King is a women comes up to me going "you want some you want some"

"No I do not I'm going to bed and it wouldn't work anyway" I joked.

She was very persistent and kept walking beside me asking again and again. Having told her she couldn't come back with me because a. I didn't want her to and b. I had a mate staying in the same room she then goes "I give you both something".

This must have gone on for about 5 minutes until I started to get a little worried, probably paranoid from the substances so shouted at her to leave me alone and ran off, to which starts running with me!! Luckily the hotel wasn't far and she didn't follow me in.

Safe to say this was a little worrying being my first trip to Ibiza but not experienced anything like it since.
 
What about blokes being targeted by women? I’ve been accosted several times most notably on the table at bora bora circa 2011 whilst in between manumission after party and Carl Cox when three of them pulled my shorts down...it was rather embarrassing as I had been partaking and let’s just say I didn’t look my usual self
 
Nobbie Q said:
20 mins? Bro, you have escorts at Pacha who are there right away for you and approach you if you look single! Where are the bouncers to step in then? The outrage! ?
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Johnny Vodka said:
I can't even pull an escort it seems. ?
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Every bloke at some point must have had the "Pacha Foyer Experience"

Late in the night, getting some fresh air or debating on leaving.....

"Eh up mate, I think we're on here"

o_O
 
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