diver
Well-Known Member
They'd seen what you were knocking with?![]()
In those days that would have been true. Difficult to conceal in Farahs

They'd seen what you were knocking with?![]()
I moved in next door to my wife a few years ago. I was in and out of casual relationships and for the first six months did not even set eyes on her.
My elder step brother, one evening after a night out, brought two young lovely girls back to the house and my wife was one of them. I ended up having some interference with her mate but nothing progressed. A few weeks later I saw my wife at her bedroom window, I was due on a night out, a Friday so nothing too heavy. I spoke to her briefly. I was a cheeky little sh1t in those days and told her that I would pop round after my night out to which she just.
My mediocre Freitag nicht came and went and I caught the last bus home. As I walked into our street I noticed that her bedroom light was on, it was only about 11.45pm. Rather than knock on the door, I climbed onto the flat roof which gave me access to to her curtain covered window. I knocked on as hard as I could, screams coming from inside as the curtains were pulled back they (wife and mum) revealing a 7 pinted deepseadiver leaning on the single glazed wooden window frame.
They opened the window and I climbed in. Wife took me downstairs and things went on from there.
That was nearly 23 years ago, two houses and 2 stunning young daughters later!
have you ever cheated on her with a mermaid?
I hear the ex had a sister who's still hanging around his house.![]()
huh?
We went out for a Zorbas Kebab later.
Not my fault if everything shuts at 11pm in Reading was it!
as for the rest... wtf...![]()
Earlier you described your Mini as your girlfriend but you've since gotten a 2nd Mini, haven't youhuh?
I sussed it out long before I mentioned itTook people on here a good 6 months to work out what had been going on... I think Morbyd was first to spot it...
He means Amy from Camden
According to Chewie we met after I stalked him on Facebook having found his Spotlight posts so hilarious. I made him come to Dj at my party and was all over him like a bad rash. He was not interested in meeting a burd but eventually relented and the rest is history.
Imagine my surprise when reading a few of his burdless Spotlight posts. He allages he was playing it cool
Anyway reality -
I added him on Facebook along with a few others.... and he did Dj at my party, left at about 12 looking terrified!!!
Despite this we arranged to meet up the following week in Reading near my work. I had booked to stay at the Malmaison that night.. Suggested we go for dinner... he declined saying "no need for food Ill meet you at the hotel"We went out for a Zorbas Kebab later.
You can take the boy out of Essex.... but not the Essex out the boy"
Took people on here a good 6 months to work out what had been going on... I think Morbyd was first to spot it...
Pups - Love your story!! Phil sounds a right smoothie (in a nice way)8)
Lol - he's magnificent - he's my lobster20 years together now - and still monogamous
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and who I'm taking for a drink on a boat on the Thames (craftily selected to have a guaranteed tv screen in one corner showing the big game).
Hold on... was I in town that night?!I met mine over 4 years ago in T2 in the legendary Turnmills dancing to the sounds of Mark Sun and Anil Chawla..
Hold on... was I in town that night?!
Together @ Turnmills, Feb '06
http://www.spotlight-forums.com/showthread.php?t=33819&highlight=anil
He means Amy from Camden
According to Chewie we met after I stalked him on Facebook having found his Spotlight posts so hilarious. I made him come to Dj at my party and was all over him like a bad rash. He was not interested in meeting a burd but eventually relented and the rest is history.
Imagine my surprise when reading a few of his burdless Spotlight posts. He allages he was playing it cool
Anyway reality -
I added him on Facebook along with a few others.... and he did Dj at my party, left at about 12 looking terrified!!!
Despite this we arranged to meet up the following week in Reading near my work. I had booked to stay at the Malmaison that night.. Suggested we go for dinner... he declined saying "no need for food Ill meet you at the hotel"We went out for a Zorbas Kebab later.
You can take the boy out of Essex.... but not the Essex out the boy"
Took people on here a good 6 months to work out what had been going on... I think Morbyd was first to spot it...