How did you meet your current partner?

I moved in next door to my wife a few years ago. I was in and out of casual relationships and for the first six months did not even set eyes on her.

My elder step brother, one evening after a night out, brought two young lovely girls back to the house and my wife was one of them. I ended up having some interference with her mate but nothing progressed. A few weeks later I saw my wife at her bedroom window, I was due on a night out, a Friday so nothing too heavy. I spoke to her briefly. I was a cheeky little sh1t in those days and told her that I would pop round after my night out to which she just :lol:.

My mediocre Freitag nicht came and went and I caught the last bus home. As I walked into our street I noticed that her bedroom light was on, it was only about 11.45pm. Rather than knock on the door, I climbed onto the flat roof which gave me access to to her curtain covered window. I knocked on as hard as I could, screams coming from inside as the curtains were pulled back they (wife and mum) revealing a 7 pinted deepseadiver leaning on the single glazed wooden window frame.

They opened the window and I climbed in. Wife took me downstairs and things went on from there.

That was nearly 23 years ago, two houses and 2 stunning young daughters later!

have you ever cheated on her with a mermaid?
 

He means Amy from Camden :lol:

According to Chewie we met after I stalked him on Facebook having found his Spotlight posts so hilarious. I made him come to Dj at my party and was all over him like a bad rash. He was not interested in meeting a burd but eventually relented and the rest is history.

Imagine my surprise when reading a few of his burdless Spotlight posts. He allages he was playing it cool :roll:

Anyway reality -

I added him on Facebook along with a few others.... and he did Dj at my party, left at about 12 looking terrified!!!

Despite this we arranged to meet up the following week in Reading near my work. I had booked to stay at the Malmaison that night.. Suggested we go for dinner... he declined saying "no need for food Ill meet you at the hotel" :oops::oops: We went out for a Zorbas Kebab later.

You can take the boy out of Essex.... but not the Essex out the boy :lol:"

Took people on here a good 6 months to work out what had been going on... I think Morbyd was first to spot it...
 
He means Amy from Camden :lol:

According to Chewie we met after I stalked him on Facebook having found his Spotlight posts so hilarious. I made him come to Dj at my party and was all over him like a bad rash. He was not interested in meeting a burd but eventually relented and the rest is history.

Imagine my surprise when reading a few of his burdless Spotlight posts. He allages he was playing it cool :roll:

Anyway reality -

I added him on Facebook along with a few others.... and he did Dj at my party, left at about 12 looking terrified!!!

Despite this we arranged to meet up the following week in Reading near my work. I had booked to stay at the Malmaison that night.. Suggested we go for dinner... he declined saying "no need for food Ill meet you at the hotel" :oops::oops: We went out for a Zorbas Kebab later.

You can take the boy out of Essex.... but not the Essex out the boy :lol:"

Took people on here a good 6 months to work out what had been going on... I think Morbyd was first to spot it...

You sure it wasn't the other way round
 
Holy cow, how did I miss the original Leese post:D:D:D

That is my favouritist ever Spotlight post, official. Knocks spots off the girl who rattled half a dozen air hostesses in airplane and airport toliest around the world on a single trip....


I love Barbies meeting story, followed by the wedding on the island, fairytale stuff.


Met my wifey of 11 years at her 18th birthday bash many years ago....
 
and who I'm taking for a drink on a boat on the Thames (craftily selected to have a guaranteed tv screen in one corner showing the big game).

Jesus! hope you manage to give her the necessary attention at the same time as the biggest game in the history of football!!! ;)

All the best

I met mine over 4 years ago in T2 in the legendary Turnmills dancing to the sounds of Mark Sun and Anil Chawla..
 
He means Amy from Camden :lol:

According to Chewie we met after I stalked him on Facebook having found his Spotlight posts so hilarious. I made him come to Dj at my party and was all over him like a bad rash. He was not interested in meeting a burd but eventually relented and the rest is history.

Imagine my surprise when reading a few of his burdless Spotlight posts. He allages he was playing it cool :roll:

Anyway reality -

I added him on Facebook along with a few others.... and he did Dj at my party, left at about 12 looking terrified!!!

Despite this we arranged to meet up the following week in Reading near my work. I had booked to stay at the Malmaison that night.. Suggested we go for dinner... he declined saying "no need for food Ill meet you at the hotel" :oops::oops: We went out for a Zorbas Kebab later.

You can take the boy out of Essex.... but not the Essex out the boy :lol:"

Took people on here a good 6 months to work out what had been going on... I think Morbyd was first to spot it...

As his Mum - I knew early on - LOL we have a very good relationship still even though he moved out years and years ago :lol::lol::lol:
 
on a conicidence note, I found out recently that my best friend actually used to work with the cousin of my future wife for many years, we only found out when the cousin became friends with the best friend on facebook after not seeing each other for about 10 years and they found they had the missus as a common friend.
 
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