Hold the front page!

[jjinit]

Ooooo I wont start because i wont stop

having just read your "ibiza diary" i believe you!!!

 

[Leese]

leese in quite strong/bordering on offensive put down

sorry I dont know whats wrong with me lately

 

[mambobirdette]

what do ya mean?

 

[Buckley]

"NEW GIRL EXPOSES PACK MENTALITY!"

Well done!
Welcome!

She's gone offline but as she's a mate I pass that on sir!

 

[jjinit]

what do ya mean?

like a great sheakespearian comedy, whilst funny and informative, twas a tad long, methinks i would like to read the "abridged" version

 

[jjinit]

leese in quite strong/bordering on offensive put down

sorry I dont know whats wrong with me lately

dont apologise you div, I was only joking , it makes me laugh to be honest

 

[MARKB]

IG in regular "I'm Back" sensation - followed by two months of silence

 

[mambobirdette]

We did go for 10 days and i was dissapointed with the reviews that people done this year i.e the 4 lined ones. Whilst you may not appreciate it im sure lots of others will

I see you've not changed while ive been away then

 

[jjinit]

We did go for 10 days and i was dissapointed with the reviews that people done this year i.e the 4 lined ones. Whilst you may not appreciate it im sure lots of others will

I see you've not changed while ive been away then

I've had a haircut

and please don't take offence, I was pulling yer leg, I like your attention to detail, it's a bit like watching a Michael Mann film

 

[Mark Sun]

"Synchy asks complete stranger to dinner, even before he has a photograph"

"New Buckley project shrouded in secrecy"

"Nitey slammed for 'This thread is Gay' comment"

"Newbie befuddles all wiv txt spk dat No1 getz"

 

[jjinit]

"Synchy asks complete stranger to dinner, even before he has a photograph"

"New Buckley project shrouded in secrecy"

"Nitey slammed for 'This thread is Gay' comment"

"Newbie befuddles all wiv txt spk dat No1 getz"

 

[Leese]

leese in quite strong/bordering on offensive put down

sorry I dont know whats wrong with me lately

dont apologise you div, I was only joking , it makes me laugh to be honest

pmsl @ div

 

[Beckiboo]

"Drew in "ONE OF MY MEN" shocker!"

"Buckley to write own joke book - poor sales predicted"

"Morbyd given award for having most time on his hands to help Newbies!"

"Barbie caught in shockingly short pink shirt!"

"Drew ends post with full stop!"





Sorry Drew, there were too many to pick but I chose the two best headlines

 

[Buckley]

"Beckiboo in which car/job debate!"

 

[Beckiboo]

"Beckiboo in which car/job debate!"

You can add on to that:

haircut/lunch/dinner/boyfriend etc

 

[Buckley]

"Beckiboo in which car/job debate!"

You can add on to that:

haircut/lunch/dinner/ball and chain etc

Forgot the haircut one - that's next after car and job

 

[Drew]

"Drew in "ONE OF MY MEN" shocker!"

"Buckley to write own joke book - poor sales predicted"

"Morbyd given award for having most time on his hands to help Newbies!"

"Barbie caught in shockingly short pink shirt!"

"Drew ends post with full stop!"





Sorry Drew, there were too many to pick but I chose the two best headlines

I'm honoured that you've took such notice.

 

[silvia]

Silvia caught in paella and garden party addiction

I'm spanish, what else am I supposed to do?


Drew and his dieting advices

 

[Drew]

Silvia caught in paella and garden party addiction

I'm spanish, what else am I supposed to do?


Drew and his dieting advices

Shit!, that reminds me i need to PM Nish

Ta

 

[x-amount]

Too many pr1cks in "Whats that "dadada something bout your body/dadada you my bitch" tune ID