Groping people on public transport...

[Dan x]

Seeing people hunched over asleep nearly falling over forwards, is always another good 'un. Usually complete with saliva dribbling down their suit, predominantly found on the last train home (aka the vomit comet!).

The best point is when they wake up with a jolt, still sleepy eyed, look round, clearly telegraphing they've missed their stop, have no idea where they are, and then peer down their suit with a "what the f*ck is this all over me?!" look!

 

[Emma_22]

I don't know. I was trying not to look.

I've also seen a man walking down the road with his c**k out, masturbating furiously near a primary school that's opposite my house. I had to phone the police and give a description.

My local police love me - they phoned me yesterday and asked if they could do a surveillance operation from my front room. Looking for burglars, not perverts.

Err gross about the w**k - what on earth did everyone on the tube think? Did they look/watch/look away/tut in disgust???

Intrigued as to how the public would behave seeing something like this

 

[Sirens]

I don't know. I was trying not to look.

I've also seen a man walking down the road with his c**k out, masturbating furiously near a primary school that's opposite my house. I had to phone the police and give a description.

My local police love me - they phoned me yesterday and asked if they could do a surveillance operation from my front room. Looking for burglars, not perverts.

hmmmm funny how you are always around when this happens

I was just saying the other day, you don't hear much about flashers anymore.
They should make a comeback!

 

[Emma_22]

I had that happen to me also, yet I tried to console him. Poor bloke
I had a man stroke my hair once, I didn't have a clue what to do, so I pretended to ignore it

This bloke was sitting next to me - I did wonder if it was because there was the cutest little boy on the tube in a wheelchair - it really touched me. Was wondering if he felt the same and was tempted to ask but then I thought - oh no I might regret making conversation

 

[Holly G]

hmmmm funny how you are always around when this happens

I was just saying the other day, you don't hear much about flashers anymore.
They should make a comeback!

He was quite scary - he looked like an escaped mental patient. When he walked past me I made a rather loud noise of disgust, which was a mistake as it attracted his attention and he turned round and followed me down the road for about five minutes. This was broad daylight, on the way to work. I didn't know whether to shout out "Perv Alert!!" or something.

 

[Emma_22]

He was quite scary - he looked like an escaped mental patient. When he walked past me I made a rather loud noise of disgust, which was a mistake as it attracted his attention and he turned round and followed me down the road for about five minutes. This was broad daylight, on the way to work. I didn't know whether to shout out "Perv Alert!!" or something.

ERR that is a freak!

 

[hounddj]

ERR that is a freak!

Mental note to self - masturbating on the tube does not impress the ladies

 

[Emma_22]

Not me anyway

 

[Jonny68]

 

[djchewie]

but I hate it on the tube when you get weirdos who stare,

 

[puppylover]

I tripped on the stairs as my boss was walking down the stairs - I missed my step, stumbled, put my hand out to steady myself and grabbed his cock!!! ACCIDENTALLY!!!!!!!

I always get great presents at Christmas from him now....

 

[Super P]

That girl goes to Bournemouth Uni right ?! She is a friend a friend.

 

[Emma_22]

I tripped on the stairs as my boss was walking down the stairs - I missed my step, stumbled, put my hand out to steady myself and grabbed his cock!!! ACCIDENTALLY!!!!!!!

I always get great presents at Christmas from him now....

Ha ha oh the shame

 

[puppylover]

Ha ha oh the shame

it was rather an impressive handful too - which I was very surprised at!!!

 

[utagaura]

When I was on a long-distance bus by myself in Egypt 10 years ago, I woke up to 'feel' some guy ****ing on my leg!!!

I was nearly sleeping, that woke me up... I kicked him.. and some other people on the bus moved him away and smacked him.

That was the only time i got caught in the middle.. but have seen it about 4 other times..

yuck!

 

[grego]

I tripped on the stairs as my boss was walking down the stairs - I missed my step, stumbled, put my hand out to steady myself and grabbed his cock!!! ACCIDENTALLY!!!!!!!

I always get great presents at Christmas from him now....

 

[grego]

suppose my worst is getting caught in the act..........................by my dad!

 

[djchewie]

suppose my worst is getting caught in the act..........................by my dad!

what would you have done if he'd joined in?

 

[Holly G]

it was rather an impressive handful too - which I was very surprised at!!!

So funny...what did you say?? "Gosh, that's a handful!"??

 

[grego]

what would you have done if he'd joined in?

wrong wrong wrong.


(flipped a coin for deck him or run a mile!)