Full Name: Olivero de las Aguas Jnr
DOB: 29/01/75
From: Hammersmith via Barcelona & Devon
Eyes: 2
OK, Eye colour: blue (both)
Favourite Club: The Hippodrome
favourite DJ: Andrew Weatherall, Derrick May, DJ Otzi
Favourite Pub: the cat's back, the montague arms, the jerusalem tavern, la oveja negra
What car do you drive: C5
Married/Single/With someone: polygamous
Favourite food: the edible variety
Favourite drink: ribena
Alcohol or drugs: Am high on life and high on hope
What newspaper do you read: Morning Star, gazzeta della sport
Favourite programme: chips, the word, panorama, the sky at night, the hitman and her, duty free, going for gold, crimewatch update
Favourite film: debbie does dallas, emmanuelle II, carry on up the kyber
What makes you cry: (with mirth) Fat Phil B (with sorrow) Chancellor Alistair Dalek
Favourite colour: beige
Favourite outfit: my coat of armour
Best holiday/why: Argos in Greece with school 1990, chasing girls school around harbour on pedalos, drinking ouzo for first time, discovering adamski killer for 1st time
Favourite place: Cadaques on the Spanish/French border, Penge, Marrakech Airport
Bullied at school: No - saved only because a couple of kids were even more hopeless and/or obese than myself
Nickname: kunt, spick, spick kunt
Favourite method of torturing Bono: trussed up by piano wire in a market square
Reason for coming on Spotlight: to amuse myself at discoplayer's expense, to annoy people, to kill time at work, to whinge, to practice spanish, to occasionally engage in half-decent banter about club culture, to make a defiant last stand on behalf of the true soldiers of HOUSE.
ta for reading.
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