Crispy Duck
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Posh people and the fact I have 3 more days to work before I fly !
Female singers with horrible foghorny voices... inspired by the fact that I'm hearing Claire Maguire (?) right now. Stand up also Heather Small.
Wearing light weight summery shoes and stubbing my toe on a lose paving stone and then walking around like I've sh@t myself for the following days. It hurts and I look a dick
Female singers with horrible foghorny voices... inspired by the fact that I'm hearing Claire Maguire (?) right now. Stand up also Heather Small.
Wearing lightweight summery clothes to walk to the station as it was lovely and warm this morning, then getting off the train the other end and it's pi55ing it down![]()
I actually HATE heather small :x
Funny enough, they have Clare Maguire too. I'll suggest to them they rebrand as 'The Female Foghorn Agency'!![]()
So you have to be nice about them then?![]()
to the mad woman who used to preach on the street outside WHSmiths about the end of the world
HA! I remember her! she had short hair and square glasses and used to wear a big puffer jacket in all weather. Also had a big square wheely bag full miscellaneous weirdness. She used to hang out by the little run down park over the bridge to the left but soon realised hardly anyone went there or listened to her ramblings so she upgraded to the high street. She dissappeared some years back. The Rasta on the Riverside is still there tho
HA! I remember her! she had short hair and square glasses and used to wear a big puffer jacket in all weather. Also had a big square wheely bag full miscellaneous weirdness. She used to hang out by the little run down park over the bridge to the left but soon realised hardly anyone went there or listened to her ramblings so she upgraded to the high street. She dissappeared some years back. The Rasta on the Riverside is still there tho
Florence is pretty bad herself, like Bat For Lashes but with a nasty foghorny voice rather than Ms Khan's fantastic vocal abilities.![]()
those square glasses got smashed by some cruel kids, but she still carried on wearing them regardless
there were also these road sweepers who used to walk about doing nothing all day. One of them (for reasons unknown) used to wear a pair of viking horns and he eventually had a disciplinary at the council for refusing to take them off - caused a bit of a stir in the Richmond & Twickenham Informer
Most adverts on tv at the moment, probably topped by the current Halifax ones. If I had any money in there, I would close my accounts out of principal...
Most adverts on tv at the moment, probably topped by the current Halifax ones. If I had any money in there, I would close my accounts out of principal...
people who get to the bar and dont know what they want
people who cant park properly
people on facebook who actually think we give a **** what they say/think/do/feel.
old people
old people on lunch breaks
chavs walking round with hands down their kegs
anyone who drives a BMW
women at the gym who do 10 mins on a bike then drink a huge bottle of lucozade and make out they have done a massive workout and treat themselves...hahaha.
Stacey Solomon, Kerry Katona, Sarah Cox, Chris Moyles
people who order coffee in pubs
women who order at the bar, then when they are told how much its going to be they then decide 2 get the purse out their bag
people at cash points who get a tenner out on abt 5 different cards and allways wait for the receipt
pulling up at an empty cash point for someone to allways turn the corner and get their first
people who think their car is twice the width it is
scousers at festivals
people who repeat themselves
people who comment on forum posts about spelling when you are just trying to get all your thoughts down before you forget and are on your lunch break and dont get time to check through
I love this topic, i can vent.
list to be continued...