General annoyances

Supermarket checkout staff who insist in having a "conversation by numbers" with you, fresh out of customer service.

"Are you finished for the day?"

"No, it's 10 am"


Have you brought your own bags today?

"No as you are fully aware, what with my hands being empty and all"


"Do you want a hand with your packing"

"No, It's a banana"

:roll:
 
Also,

The epidemic of cyclists suddenly on the roads.

I swear I'm going to buy some Bodecia style alloy wheels at the weekend.
 
chavs who think it's perfectly acceptable spit continuously until a pool has gathered on the floor where they are sat. WTF

Chavs who walk around with their phones on speaker playing sh1t music - get an Ipod you cheap tw@t.

Smelly people at the gym, buy some deodorant or do one please....

Middle management - what is your actual purpose other than to micro manage and annoy?
 
chavs who think it's perfectly acceptable spit continuously until a pool has gathered on the floor where they are sat. WTF

Chavs who walk around with their phones on speaker playing sh1t music - get an Ipod you cheap tw@t.

Smelly people at the gym, buy some deodorant or do one please....

Middle management - what is your actual purpose other than to micro manage and annoy?


hahahahahahaha love this :lol:
 
oh yes the posh kids are saying it in their Jack Wills tracksuit bottoms and the 'just got out of bed' distressed hair look.
 
oh yes the posh kids are saying it in their Jack Wills tracksuit bottoms and the 'just got out of bed' distressed hair look.

i don't know anyone like this (Too old me thinks) When I say it in my mind I can't help imaginning myself in bill and teds excellent adventure
 
come to richmond upon thames . its full of posh kids called Sapphire , Hugh , Rupert and Beartrice. Collectively known as Tarquins
 
People who sit right next to me on a bus, train, in a pub, class when the entire room class/ carriage is completely empty!

I met my parents for a drink the other night and the place we went has big big tables. There were many other empty seats and tables.. Yet some guy decides to come sit RIGHT next to me, so close that our knees were touching. I told him to move. He seemed surprised.
 
Did someone say insomnia earlier?

Really suffering here...don't know my arse from my elbow today and just need some proper ZZZZZ. Ughhhh.
 
Wearing light weight summery shoes and stubbing my toe on a lose paving stone and then walking around like I've sh@t myself for the following days. It hurts and I look a dick
 
come to richmond upon thames . its full of posh kids called Sapphire , Hugh , Rupert and Beartrice. Collectively known as Tarquins

I can verify this. It was (still is) as middle class as it got - spent 1985-93 living there - there wasn't much to do other than sneak into 18s at the Odeon or slyly drink booze by the river. But the place had loads of characters, everything from the old tramp who used to write his memoirs in the reference library to the mad woman who used to preach on the street outside WHSmiths about the end of the world (see other thread) Top date tip - the roebuck at the top of the hill, a bit of a hike but dead romantic on warm nights
 
Female singers with horrible foghorny voices... inspired by the fact that I'm hearing Claire Maguire (?) right now. Stand up also Heather Small.
 
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