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Heading out to Ibiza in a couple of weeks time, my mate has a source on some blue monkeys. Anyone had any experience with these?

Best I ever had in Ibiza were Rolls Royces a couple of years ago. Dropped it then we decided to head to the smoking area to pass a bit of time while waiting for the come up. We were pinging strongly within about 10 mins!

A few years ago we had some silver bars. My mate turns to me and says "I've double dropped." An hour later he's asking me where he left his oyster card...
 
00masmit said:
Heading out to Ibiza in a couple of weeks time, my mate has a source on some blue monkeys. Anyone had any experience with these?

Best I ever had in Ibiza were Rolls Royces a couple of years ago. Dropped it then we decided to head to the smoking area to pass a bit of time while waiting for the come up. We were pinging strongly within about 10 mins!

A few years ago we had some silver bars. My mate turns to me and says "I've double dropped." An hour later he's asking me where he left his oyster card...
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please keep this factual about this year and your own personal experiences this year - to help others. even when recounted as a joke, "double dropping" is stupid and could get you into serious trouble healthwise. for everyone who reads this with the hindsight of ten years experience, there will be many other newbies who are reading this to get knowledge. keep it safe everyone. with the heat and the crowds, anything else is very irresponsible.

(thanks dad ;)
 
00masmit said:
Heading out to Ibiza in a couple of weeks time, my mate has a source on some blue monkeys. Anyone had any experience with these?

Best I ever had in Ibiza were Rolls Royces a couple of years ago. Dropped it then we decided to head to the smoking area to pass a bit of time while waiting for the come up. We were pinging strongly within about 10 mins!

A few years ago we had some silver bars. My mate turns to me and says "I've double dropped." An hour later he's asking me where he left his oyster card...
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Are these blue monkeys the same shape as the Emoji style you see on Iphones? Saw some light blue ones last summer that were the same as the emoji monkey covering its eyes.

Were the Rolls Royces the yellow ones?

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Had a good batch in 2016 that seamed pretty clean and pure. I have heard they're going around San An again this year, but as yet I've mostly heard its Soundclouds and even some yellow Ikea pencils. Apparently some of the popular presses from last year are going around again this year.

As always though I'd recommend taking a test kit, as I reckon a lot of these presses are easy enough to copy. Its a small price to pay. You only have to do a quick search for 'pill press die' on certain auction sites to see how cheap you can buy popular presses.
 
AntonioGeordio said:
Are these blue monkeys the same shape as the Emoji style you see on Iphones? Saw some light blue ones last summer that were the same as the emoji monkey covering its eyes.

Were the Rolls Royces the yellow ones?

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Had a good batch in 2016 that seamed pretty clean and pure. I have heard they're going around San An again this year, but as yet I've mostly heard its Soundclouds and even some yellow Ikea pencils. Apparently some of the popular presses from last year are going around again this year.

As always though I'd recommend taking a test kit, as I reckon a lot of these presses are easy enough to copy. Its a small price to pay. You only have to do a quick search for 'pill press die' on certain auction sites to see how cheap you can buy popular presses.
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I can't believe.. not a single person who lives in Ibiza can point out to a place where u can buy "madma or coke test kit" and ibiza apparently a drug heave in summer !! a mate recently informed me that yellow Ikea pencils are good ..no side effects or problem with sleeping but very strong .. so he split in half .. he tried a few days ago

https://pillreports.net/index.php?page=display_pill&id=37470
 
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Max2018 said:
I can't believe.. not a single person who leaves in Ibiza can point out to a place where u can buy "madma or coke test kit" and ibiza apparently a drug heave in summer !! a mate recently informed me that yellow Ikea pencils are good ..no side effects or problem with sleeping but very strong .. so he split in half .. he tried a few days ago

https://pillreports.net/index.php?page=display_pill&id=37470
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Agreed. I’m surprised there aren’t any testing type facilities like you get in the UK at certain festivals. Would be a smart move in my opinion.

Maybe Spain has laws on the import of reagent test kits? If they don’t then I’m surprised someone hasn’t cashed in on the concept yet.

Ah yes the yellow pencils, I found them to be slightly weaker than the blue ones. Maybe my tolerance was up at the time, it’s always something to consider. Nice clean pills though, either colour.

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Life of Rye said:
I would imagine so

I missed out a recent favourite of mine actually how could I
Vanilla or Chocolate milkshake! :cool:
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Funny you said that.

I went to a festival a few years back. After a hot day full of dancing and stretching the limits of my brain, we go back to my friends apartment to wind down. We all order Oreo milkshakes and to this day it’s the best meal we’ve ever had. I imagine that’s what heroin feels like.
 
Max2018 said:
I can't believe.. not a single person who lives in Ibiza can point out to a place where u can buy "madma or coke test kit" and ibiza apparently a drug heave in summer !! a mate recently informed me that yellow Ikea pencils are good ..no side effects or problem with sleeping but very strong .. so he split in half .. he tried a few days ago

https://pillreports.net/index.php?page=display_pill&id=37470
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Agree. I would love to see this website collaborate with a smoke shop in Ibiza Town, PDB and San An to stock test kits. There is an obvious demand for them. This website could advertise their shops, the store benefits from selling the product and other items, the customer avoids bad stuff....everyone wins.

These threads are helpful for harm reduction, but actually putting test kits on the island would take it to the next level.
 
Springal said:
Why don’t people just take their own ?
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1) People have issues remembering to pack enough underwear, and you want them to figure out how what they need to order online early enough so it comes in the mail in time?

2) It’s against airline policy
 
Is a shop really needed though??

Surely it's more or less the same pills all season, so somebody tests at start of season then the info goes on forums like this or pill report. Then you don't really need to test for the rest of season unless new ones appear??
 
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