What we need is a Virtual Ibiza.
I'm gonna clear out the dining room (OK, the biggest room in the house which is too fecking big to afford to heat in winter) when it's warmer and the sun finally beating down here (it's got to some day, right??) and sprinkle sand all over the floor. Gonna buy a largeish kiddies pool and fill that up to paddle in. Add sun lounger, sun umbrella, speakers with Ibiza Sonica Club playing, get the bloke next door to walk in every 15 mins trying to sell me knock-off cack, and do it all stark naked just like Salinas or Levante.
And at night project the video I have of Bar Luzz onto the largest wall, prop myself up on a stool, pour a large ice-cold lager and pretend I'm there.
You can take Ibiza and Formentera from the man, but you can't take Ibiza and Formentera out of the man.