dominicfiend
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'mazing
Can Ashley Cole get more unpopular?
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spacemonkey
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I'll definately let you go....
However I have a King album....
Feel free to anhilate me
Love & Pride I quite like it! Tony Wilson used to play it at Albany Empire in Deptford and at the Downham Tavern all dayers in the early 90s 
puppylover
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oh god we are far too much alike....
spacemonkey
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oh god we are far too much alike....
Living on The Ceiling by Blancmange also one of my faves from that era
Buckley
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puppylover
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Check!Living on The Ceiling by Blancmange also one of my faves from that era
Tony Cascarino (who
) is peddling the story that Ashley is the victim in this affair.In a recent TV interview he suggested that Cheryl Coles managment company did not like the Ashley/Cheryl brand as he devalued her image.
According to Tony, Cheryl was never at home, as she was too busy promoting her hectic career. There was problems with their marriage well before Ashleys indiscretions were "Leaked" to the press..........
Interesting viewpoint......
russellventilla
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Wasn't the biggest problem with that "marriage" that it was hastily put together to quash rumours that she was/is a racist with violent tendencies, and he was /is a homosexual with a penchant for shoving phones up his hoop?
exactly. I've said that all along.
puppylover
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Tony Cascarino (who
In a recent TV interview he suggested that Cheryl Coles managment company did not like the Ashley/Cheryl brand as he devalued her image.
According to Tony, Cheryl was never at home, as she was too busy promoting her hectic career. There was problems with their marriage well before Ashleys indiscretions were "Leaked" to the press..........
Interesting viewpoint......
personally no fan of the little racist but fancy her not acting like a 70's housewife and not having his tea on the table after he'd had a hard session on a hairdresser/glamour model/secretary....
Que?
Allegations from a few years ago that he and DJ Masterstepz engaged in a gay sex orgy with a mobile phone set on vibrate before being used as a sex toy.
Libel cases were threatened etc. etc.
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-670.html/
weloveliam@space
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... he was /is a homosexual with a penchant for shoving phones up his hoop?
I was just thinking the same. As per a previous post I'd heard he was married to Biffa to quash the homosexual rumours. A friend who flew him to Dubai a couple of years ago swore he thought he was, and hed never heard the rumour before.
But as for the phone
Please elaborate Edit: The dirty little funker !!
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puppylover
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I was just thinking the same. As per a previous post I'd heard he was married to Biffa to quash the homosexual rumours. A friend who flew him to Dubai a couple of years ago swore he thought he was, and hed never heard the rumour before.
But as for the phone
Edit: The dirty little funker !!
http://deadspin.com/158468/ashley-cole-is-not-a-rear-gunner
puppylover
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also found this interview with him.....
Ashley Cole Interview
China Reuters Associated Press | 04.03.06
First off, let me say thanks for being here today.
My pleasure.
Can I get you anything? Rum? Navy cake?
No, thank you.
Now obviously the big news this week is the libel suit. News of the World claiming you're using a cellphone, possibly an O2, as if it were a jigglypuff.
A jigglypuff?
It's a pokémon. Its special power is that it vibrates, and has a forelock for easy removal.
That's—you know, I'd really rather talk about the Madrid game.
1-0, I know. You were really up for that. You were on fire, you were—
Flaming?
I wasn't going to say that. Was it because they had "Siemens" on their shirts, or just the sight of David Beckham?
What the hell's that supposed to mean?
Well, Siemens is a cell phone...
So? I have a cell phone.
And O2 is a cell phone...
Maybe.
Well, the point is, you get pretty passionate about road game.
Yes. I always am.
Well, changing tack, your England chances. Sven's a back four man, not a back three; do you see yourself as being in?
Yes, I think I'm in.
In? Not out?
Definitely not out.
Where do you see yourself playing? You're a bit of a rear specialist, so somewhere—
Centre back, anywhere in the back, or even midfield, defensive midfield. I'm a pretty good ball holder. Really, I don't care where I play, so long as I'm eating schnitzel come June.
So if Sven phones you, you'll come?
Hell yeah.
Right away, or will you wait till you've got some tissue or a dirty sock on hand.
Right a—hey!
Sorry, I'll retract that. I don't mean to offend you.
's better.
So, where exactly was your tongue when Jermaine Pennant crashed your car?
I'm not gay, dammit!
You're dating a pop star.
A hot female pop star!
Yeah, but there was that secret hotel rendezvous with Mourinho. Rumours you were playing for the "other team."
Team, yeah, club: Arsenal, Chelsea!
You know, you could play for New York and live in Chelsea. Lots of gay people live in Chelsea.
I'm not gay! Why do people think I'm gay?
Maybe it's because you have a girl's name.
Ashley's a bad ass name!
So Jermaine thinks your ass is bad? Are you the top?
It was Bruce Campbell's name in Evil Dead!
Do you fantasize about being raped by a plant?
No, what the?—no! My name is Ashley, no one makes fun of it. Like people don't make fun of Youri Djorkaeff.
You mean they don't yell, "You're a jerk off, Youri Djorkaeff!" It's not true. We make fun of him all the time.
Well, you shouldn't.
Who would you rather play with: Youri Djorkaeff or Nicky Butt?
You know what?
Rhymes with "You blow Butt."
This interview...
I don't know what that rhymes with.
Is over.
Ashley Cole Interview
China Reuters Associated Press | 04.03.06
First off, let me say thanks for being here today.
My pleasure.
Can I get you anything? Rum? Navy cake?
No, thank you.
Now obviously the big news this week is the libel suit. News of the World claiming you're using a cellphone, possibly an O2, as if it were a jigglypuff.
A jigglypuff?
It's a pokémon. Its special power is that it vibrates, and has a forelock for easy removal.
That's—you know, I'd really rather talk about the Madrid game.
1-0, I know. You were really up for that. You were on fire, you were—
Flaming?
I wasn't going to say that. Was it because they had "Siemens" on their shirts, or just the sight of David Beckham?
What the hell's that supposed to mean?
Well, Siemens is a cell phone...
So? I have a cell phone.
And O2 is a cell phone...
Maybe.
Well, the point is, you get pretty passionate about road game.
Yes. I always am.
Well, changing tack, your England chances. Sven's a back four man, not a back three; do you see yourself as being in?
Yes, I think I'm in.
In? Not out?
Definitely not out.
Where do you see yourself playing? You're a bit of a rear specialist, so somewhere—
Centre back, anywhere in the back, or even midfield, defensive midfield. I'm a pretty good ball holder. Really, I don't care where I play, so long as I'm eating schnitzel come June.
So if Sven phones you, you'll come?
Hell yeah.
Right away, or will you wait till you've got some tissue or a dirty sock on hand.
Right a—hey!
Sorry, I'll retract that. I don't mean to offend you.
's better.
So, where exactly was your tongue when Jermaine Pennant crashed your car?
I'm not gay, dammit!
You're dating a pop star.
A hot female pop star!
Yeah, but there was that secret hotel rendezvous with Mourinho. Rumours you were playing for the "other team."
Team, yeah, club: Arsenal, Chelsea!
You know, you could play for New York and live in Chelsea. Lots of gay people live in Chelsea.
I'm not gay! Why do people think I'm gay?
Maybe it's because you have a girl's name.
Ashley's a bad ass name!
So Jermaine thinks your ass is bad? Are you the top?
It was Bruce Campbell's name in Evil Dead!
Do you fantasize about being raped by a plant?
No, what the?—no! My name is Ashley, no one makes fun of it. Like people don't make fun of Youri Djorkaeff.
You mean they don't yell, "You're a jerk off, Youri Djorkaeff!" It's not true. We make fun of him all the time.
Well, you shouldn't.
Who would you rather play with: Youri Djorkaeff or Nicky Butt?
You know what?
Rhymes with "You blow Butt."
This interview...
I don't know what that rhymes with.
Is over.