puppylover
Active Member
since when did you have standards!
Son!!!!!!!!! Your mother has always had standards - just slightly different to most peoples.... ??
since when did you have standards!
She has her own Black Beauty
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He's gay, she's a racist.
In the clould cuckoo land of celebrities, the marriage idea was dreamt up to preserve their 'reputations' (= image rights to the pop and footy spin off circuit) (not that there's anything wrong with being gay etc...)
Fast forward just 18 months later, and phase 2 of the arrangement kicks in, and Ashley's unbelieveably found out to be having an affair, thus affording them an easy exit scenario (and further distancing himself from the idea of being a homosexual due to being quite the supposed 'womaniser')
Job's a good 'un