ashley cole

She has her own Black Beauty :oops::eek:;)

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:lol::lol:
 
He's gay, she's a racist.

In the clould cuckoo land of celebrities, the marriage idea was dreamt up to preserve their 'reputations' (= image rights to the pop and footy spin off circuit) (not that there's anything wrong with being gay etc...)

Fast forward just 18 months later, and phase 2 of the arrangement kicks in, and Ashley's unbelieveably found out to be having an affair, thus affording them an easy exit scenario (and further distancing himself from the idea of being a homosexual due to being quite the supposed 'womaniser')

Job's a good 'un
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From PopBitch.......

>> Big Questions <<
What people are asking this week Whose relationship split has brought back
the rumours that their union was sparked by a contract brokered by their
publicists who were keen to dampen down speculation about both celebrities'
private lives?

:eek::eek::eek: :lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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