ashley cole

Kang said:
This is the bit I just can't get my head around. To let someone stop, be sick and let them finish where they left off just doesn't bear thinking about :rolleyes:
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Ya, but if he doesn't finish, that might reduce your story value when you take it to the Sun or News of the World!
 
I liked the bit about how he wasnt "even that big"

Me and a male friend were laughing about this on the train, he kind of had the opinion that as if what she has come out with isnt bad enough, she has to add that little gem in at the end.

Classic :lol:
 
Emma_1983 said:
I liked the bit about how he wasnt "even that big"

Me and a male friend were laughing about this on the train, he kind of had the opinion that as if what she has come out with isnt bad enough, she has to add that little gem in at the end.

Classic :lol:
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..... "little" being the operative word - and he's not that fit either - for a premiership footballer..... little bit of belly overhang :lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
puppylover said:
..... "little" being the operative word - and he's not that fit either - for a premiership footballer..... little bit of belly overhang :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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And didn't Cheryl say that he couldn't possibly have had sex this other woman because once he's had a drink he's not capable :eek::lol::lol:
 
Kang said:
And didn't Cheryl say that he couldn't possibly have had sex this other woman because once he's had a drink he's not capable :eek::lol::lol:
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So what we got.... belly, small cock and poor stiffage (a real term), not the sort of added extras which encourage a woman to overlook an indiscretion....:lol:
 
Ashley Cole = not really worth the bother considering those "attributes" listed above.....

Allegedly, Mrs C seen her solicitor - 4m divorce settlement potentially...... she is just awaiting the other 8 kiss and tell's which the Sunday papers have negotiated a deal with......


..... bet she's regretting that tasteful "Mrs Cole" across the back of her neck now..... :?:?:confused:
 
puppylover said:
Ashley Cole = not really worth the bother considering those "attributes" listed above.....

Allegedly, Mrs C seen her solicitor - 4m divorce settlement potentially...... she is just awaiting the other 8 kiss and tell's which the Sunday papers have negotiated a deal with......


..... bet she's regretting that tasteful "Mrs Cole" across the back of her neck now..... :?:?:confused:
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Branded :!:
 
There's a certain comedy to it all, but I do feel a bit sorry for her. She prolly trusted him completely and thought she was bombproof when she sold their wedding, and no matter how rich you are betrayal will hurt the same.

Or.....their agent's have advised the sham has reached it's effective end as per Dan's post above.
 
Buckley said:
There's a certain comedy to it all, but I do feel a bit sorry for her. She prolly trusted him completely and thought she was bombproof when she sold their wedding, and no matter how rich you are betrayal will hurt the same.

Or.....their agent's have advised the sham has reached it's effective end as per Dan's post above.
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And betrayal EIGHT times over - you can't forgive and forget that.

I was going to say, why on earth did he get married in the first place if that's what he was going to do, but I think Dan answered that one for me :lol:
 
Cashley is scum! Always has been a little upstart with ideas above his station and unfortunately hanging out with John "urinate in nightclubs" Terry and Sean "im 3ft high but still a bad man" wright-philips and some of the other chelsea / london football west-end clubbing scene low-life has seen his personal life and on-pitch form deteriorate dramatically!

Possibly the most despised man in premiership football- and not even that good. Best left back in the world. Pleeeeeeease!
 
Morbyd said:
Fair enough, he's an idiot.... but what about the Sun?

I've never seen people take so much pleasure in ruining someone's life.

OK, he's cheated and he's a rich footballer, fine. Exactly why does that make it right to drag his personal life through a big public pile of mud?

Perfect example of what is wrong with the UK press, and by extension (assuming the press are catering to the public's demands) the UK public!
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You work in PR don't you? If that's the case, this comment's a bit naive.

As others have said, if you want to play the celebrity game, you can't just call time out on the Press when it suits you. The 4th Estate will always, always have other ideas . . .
 
Do the "A list" footballers in other countries round the world get their faces in the papers as much as our lot do for their personal indiscretions or is it just our lot?

Sunday Papers these days there's more football on the front than there is on the back pages.....
 
Digger said:
You work in PR don't you? If that's the case, this comment's a bit naive.

As others have said, if you want to play the celebrity game, you can't just call time out on the Press when it suits you. The 4th Estate will always, always have other ideas . . .
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No, it's not naive. I'm aware how the system works.

Yes, some people ask for the publicity. As a pop star or footballer, their careers, earnings, etc. can depend on it.

But where do you draw the line? Can you pose for pictures when in public but expect not to have people take pictures of you inside your house?

It's different for different people and Barbie rightly pointed out above that Ash & Caryl have put a little more of their private lives on display than others. Maybe Ashley had it coming.

But the effect is to cause substantial pain and distress for him, his wife and their families, and quite possibly to ruin his life. It's an awfully high price to pay.

To Puppylover, I've not seen that kind of attention to sports stars private lives anywhere outside the UK. At least, not in the US or Russia. Movie stars get a lot of attention in the States, but the US tabloids are not quite the regular reading that the broadsheets are. In Russia, the rich (so-called oligarchs) tend to get more ink.
 
Morbyd said:
To Puppylover, I've not seen that kind of attention to sports stars private lives anywhere outside the UK. At least, not in the US or Russia. Movie stars get a lot of attention in the States, but the US tabloids are not quite the regular reading that the broadsheets are. In Russia, the rich (so-called oligarchs) tend to get more ink.
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I buy National Enquirer - does that make me a bad person??? :oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Digger said:
You work in PR don't you? If that's the case, this comment's a bit naive.

As others have said, if you want to play the celebrity game, you can't just call time out on the Press when it suits you. The 4th Estate will always, always have other ideas . . .
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Exactly, there's people infinitely more famous than those 2 muppets in this country who manage to live their lives away from the cameras. If you choose to take the 'fame game' route then you're not really in a position to make up the rules as you go along.
 
Morbyd said:
I don't think I've ever purchased one of those :lol:
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you probably dont want too either....:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Its one of my "guilty pleasures" along with 9p supernoodles (curry flavour) from cheap shops - just love them - the rankest food - even a step down from Pot Noodle!!!
 
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