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jjinit

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dunno if this has already been done

what a fookin numpty??

1- Cheryl Tweedy......hello??
2- the bird he's alledged to have poked is a fookin munter
3- sat nite, wifes away, big fight on telly...........stay in!!!m fook me!! have a few beers with the lads indoors, and if you get a bit frisky....im sure that somewhere in the house there was a laundry basket with one or 2 pairs of the missus's dirty thongs in there to keep you going?? :spank:
 
jjinit said:
3- sat nite, wifes away, big fight on telly...........stay in!!!m fook me!! have a few beers with the lads indoors, and if you get a bit frisky....im sure that somewhere in the house there was a laundry basket with one or 2 pairs of the missus's dirty thongs in there to keep you going?? :spank:
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spoken from experience eh! :lol:
 
Fair enough, he's an idiot.... but what about the Sun?

I've never seen people take so much pleasure in ruining someone's life.

OK, he's cheated and he's a rich footballer, fine. Exactly why does that make it right to drag his personal life through a big public pile of mud?

Perfect example of what is wrong with the UK press, and by extension (assuming the press are catering to the public's demands) the UK public!
 
Morbyd said:
Fair enough, he's an idiot.... but what about the Sun?

I've never seen people take so much pleasure in ruining someone's life.

OK, he's cheated and he's a rich footballer, fine. Exactly why does that make it right to drag his personal life through a big public pile of mud?

Perfect example of what is wrong with the UK press, and by extension (assuming the press are catering to the public's demands) the UK public!
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True. But as this inevitable reaction from the press is common knowledge how thick is Cole to do it and think he can get away with it?
 
Exactly what Mark says - I mean come on - how thick must he be or does he actually think he's is beyond reproach not to even consider that some bint is not going to sell their story. its not rocket science for god's sake.... He's a footballer on 95k a week - of course they are going to sell their story "he deserves it for not treating them with respect " as far as these girls are concerned....

But I think its been made more public by the quotes that daft Tweedy has alledgely made in the past such as

"if my husband messed me around I would leave him"

"I have been cheated on before and I wouldnt hesitate to give him a good punch - I've given a few right hooks in the past"

So the tabloids have picked up on this and its just open season on the Coles now.... Will she leave him/will she stay with him?

You should never discuss your private life in the papers - something will come back and bite you on the arse ..... its a cruel world but it sells papers/mags....
 
And anyone who sells their wedding photographs for £1.5m is putting themselves in the public spotlight - you can't choose 'fame' when it suits you.

Idiots :spank:
 
DanielR said:
It's certainly a sorry state of affairs. It's a shame that this is what sells papers.
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Unfortunately the great British Public only have themselves to blame for this. We have made these people into heroes/icons the same with people like Jade Goody, WAGS, the Beckhams etc etc.
People will do anything for their 5 mins of fame and to get load of cash rather than graft hence the poor hairdresser who said she was treated like a bit of meat, she could have said no you know! She was happy to lay there and take it(whilst thinking pound notes) and even let him stop to be sick and then let him carry on.
This country loves to read about other people's dirty washing especially the celebrities. Remember Rooney cheating with that old slapper? I noticed young Coleen weren't too daft to kick him in to touch then. Well advise by her parents I may add.
Footballers have been proven over the years not to be the sharpest tools in the shed The sharp ones are the so called 'WAGS' who everyone thinks blonde bimbos dimwits whatever but who are the dimwits and the mugs in all this?
I do feel sorry for Cheryl and she should kick him into touch as who will remember Ashley Cole once his career is over (same could be said of Cheryl)? Hardly in the same superstar status as David Beckham who one can understand will Victoria would not kick him into touch plus 3 kids is a major factor.
Mind you did the country go so anti-Beckham when he cheated?? I don't think so.
That's my morning rant over with.
 
He's gay, she's a racist.

In the clould cuckoo land of celebrities, the marriage idea was dreamt up to preserve their 'reputations' (= image rights to the pop and footy spin off circuit) (not that there's anything wrong with being gay etc...)

Fast forward just 18 months later, and phase 2 of the arrangement kicks in, and Ashley's unbelieveably found out to be having an affair, thus affording them an easy exit scenario (and further distancing himself from the idea of being a homosexual due to being quite the supposed 'womaniser')

Job's a good 'un
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Dan x said:
He's gay, she's a racist.

In the clould cuckoo land of celebrities, the marriage idea was dreamt up to preserve their 'reputations' (= image rights to the pop and footy spin off circuit) (not that there's anything wrong with being gay etc...)

Fast forward just 18 months later, and phase 2 of the arrangement kicks in, and Ashley's unbelieveably found out to be having an affair, thus affording them an easy exit scenario (and further distancing himself from the idea of being a homosexual due to being quite the supposed 'womaniser')

Job's a good 'un
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Thank you! I forgot that other point about them two being gay and racists.
 
Barbie said:
And anyone who sells their wedding photographs for £1.5m is putting themselves in the public spotlight - you can't choose 'fame' when it suits you.

Idiots :spank:
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Well said that woman....waiter...glass o white wine fruit based drink for the lady innit:p:p
 
Dan x said:
He's gay, she's a racist.

In the clould cuckoo land of celebrities, the marriage idea was dreamt up to preserve their 'reputations' (= image rights to the pop and footy spin off circuit) (not that there's anything wrong with being gay etc...)

Fast forward just 18 months later, and phase 2 of the arrangement kicks in, and Ashley's unbelieveably found out to be having an affair, thus affording them an easy exit scenario (and further distancing himself from the idea of being a homosexual due to being quite the supposed 'womaniser')

Job's a good 'un
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innit :lol::lol:
 
madwhitegiant said:
She was happy to lay there and take it(whilst thinking pound notes) and even let him stop to be sick and then let him carry on.
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This is the bit I just can't get my head around. To let someone stop, be sick and let them finish where they left off just doesn't bear thinking about :rolleyes:
 
Kang said:
This is the bit I just can't get my head around. To let someone stop, be sick and let them finish where they left off just doesn't bear thinking about :rolleyes:
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Come on now Kang - he did get up to swill his mouth with mouthwash - he's not that chav you know!!!
 
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