Ali Bon Tempi
Active Member
Just keep the good stuff coming, this is top!
naked ?... all your clothes stolen at Es Cavellet
and rode home naked ...
naked ?
why didn´t you pay attention ?
he didn´t had to drive home NAKED
because he rode home wearing a ****ing ...
... DIAPER ! !
("... I’ve left my shirt in the locked area under the seat
and through nice leftovers from a good scotch buzz have managed
to fashion a short sleeved polo into a diaper ...")
Sir, I am paying attention ...
Ok...me first.
I'm going for.............mmmm
Dubai
Forget whiskey! Embrace Larios.....Brilliant, thanks for the stories!! I totally agree about the sad lack of Crown Royal, it was hard to drink JD all the time. Well I managed somehow ha ha
What is Larios? ...
...I stocked the fridge that will not come on
(I forgive you again for the broken fridge, Garbi) ...
... I’ve had several shots by the end of the song
and decide this is the best time to go to the bathroom.
I’m halfway through a piss
when I realize I’ve accidentally “Rick-rolled” the pool
since out of 1900 songs my Ipod has selected Rick Astley’s “Together Forever.”
I’m nearly peeing on myself as I’m running for the remote.
I choose to keep the curtains pulled shut as I turn down the volume.
I’m hoping that the Bose doesn’t walk away
as I am not going to show my face for a while on the balcony ...
Most of the people that live permanently in Playa d'en Bossa live further inland where the rent is cheaper and they are not getting woken up in the middle of the night by noisy tourists. There are no office blocks, wharehouses or other industry on the road that runs paralel to the beach. You should see the place in winter. It's like a ghost town.The cab ride home is relatively uneventful. When you’re walking home on a Friday morning in the U.S. with your club clothes at 7 am, there are people going to work and usually a frown or two. Most of the time there is at least one person giving you a tisk-tisk. I find it ironic they can look down on you with their suit clad ideals clinging to the ceramic-dick caffeine cup they suck on. But, such is being an American is simply ironic on its own and another slice of life best eaten with a Spork.
The streets of Playa Den Bossa are deserted and I am beginning to wonder who actually works in this town.