British guys (every country has their good looling ones) look like rejects from the land of lost toys. Average American with their suave accents must all look like 10’s as I had no trouble at all. Don’t worry Brits, it’s the same for you when you come across the pond. Our girls fall all over your twits so if your an aveage brit in the US you will get laid simply by saying cheerio. We also sport the dumbest girls (not all of them just a majority of the blondes) in the word. Such is life so don’t take it personal and I’ll be your wingman if you'll be mine.
Just wiping the tears away, class !!I look down and sure enough, someone has left a human turd on the stairs at Space and I have managed to step in it. No one else has noticed, thank god, but it’s messy and on the sides of my shoe as well.
Later, I was trying to imagine how the hell a turd gets on the floor at Space on the stairs. Was some girl in a mini skirt unable to make it to the bathroom? Perhaps someone with shorter trousers was squatting on the stairs and no one noticed. Was it rolled down a pants leg on the balcony above and perhaps kicked onto the stairs? Worse, was it placed there as ****-Landmine?.................
....................... with the beat step, squish, step, squish, step squish.
a lot of these birds have their nest within walking distance from pacha,... And, where is the bird you ask?
Well, that’s another part of Ibiza I couldn't get used to. Turns out she’s not actually truly British at all but from some island that speaks “Englandish” and she’s a very light skinned black. That would also be turn on if she didn’t mention to me that for a hundred Euros…yada, yada, yada: no thanks. About an hour before close at most of the clubs I visited you will most likely be approached by a great looking girl and if you don’t even have a condom in your pocket, chances are she will. Cost of the condom...about a hundred Euro ...
your t-shirt went over well!So now what? I decide I’m overdressed for D’alt with mere blue jeans and white zipper-front, short-sleved, skin-tight shirt. But, what the hell, it’s Ibiza, right? Again, the Fashion Policia really need to have more than just the one guy on the scooter screaming whoo-whoo and pulling over anyone in a tie. I’m clueless and it got me into trouble again
what's up with not taking plastic?Myth #7: Buy your tickets in Advance. Why? The barkers sell them in the street for cheaper than you can get them on-line. Plus, you go where the activity is and the DJ’s change at the last minute. Why tie yourself down to one place? What if you meet the perfect set and they’re going elsewhere? There were some classic parties that I could not miss for the world but could have saved loads just buying off the street. They didn’t sell out for any of the parties I went to; even the monster closings. Plus, they give out free tickets if you’re in the right place and don’t mind going to the club early.