letsgetdownanddirtybaby
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You can be straight in Anfora, just don’t tell anyone!
I’m through the door which is basically a cave entrance, and enter; you guessed it, a cave. The pace appears to be the former home of the “Cask of Amantiablo.” Sure, there are 0 women and 0 chances for me on my never ending quest for puttie, but sometimes you can make the best of things. The cover was 60 Euros. That seems a little steep for a cave but again, it might be worth it just for the experience.
We go down a couple of narrow halls and I’m expecting to see something like New Orleans with gay sex happening on either side of me. Into the valley of Death ...Cannons to the left of me...Cannons to the right of me, Cannons etc....
Nope. Just calm talking people who look and act like everywhere else.
Myth #9: Gay Europeans are effeminate. A myth I never wanted to investigate but just the same, a myth. In the US, gay men as a rule seem to be associated with effeminate and non-manly behavior. Of course that’s not true of all of them but most of the gay guys I have met in the US are visibly, physically, or auditorily gay. Not a gaydar thing as I obviously don't have that, but, there is some hint of the fire from smoking a pole. Apparently, this is the place the people who fill that stereotype should go to fill the gap. There are no colorful costumes, no extra short pants, and no ridiculous shoes. A gay club without women or transvestites you say? Yep. Talk about visibly boring. They are all keeping a sensible distance from each other, gathered in appropriate places, and behaving reasonably.
The music could have been from Bora, Space, or Pasha. I’m expecting “It’s raining Men” and am hearing “squeak, bop, squeak, bop.” Not much of a Gay disco as the music sounds more like the same stuff I’ve heard in the other hum-drum performances so far.(WIBBOW, haters).
The two Germs are still tagging close behind me as I go to the bar and get us a round. 60 Euros for 3 drinks still seems a bit steep to me. It must be horrible to be poor and gay. We get close to the carved in rock dance area and I notice this is the worst set up for a dance floor ever. It’s in the shape of a Greek Theater. Rock carved terraced steps to dance on face a sheer rock wall. Where is the view of the ocean? Again, this is a terrible place to put a bar. Imagine a half a funnel with a 20 square foot bottom and cut it in half. if it would have been facing the other way, maybe but it looked scary to go down toward the bottom of the funnel. The terraced areas would have been better suited to grow rice as their once again is no one chewing hard. I don’t even bother to ask.
I’m now miserable. It’s been two days, 4 clubs, and no one is doing anything that even resembles illicit activity. I could be knee deep in Thai or Philippine shmew at this point and am regretting the trip.
At least the Germs are fun as they begin to dance.
This is the point where I realize I have accidentally made the correct choice in attending their sausage festival. My hip hurts where I went down in front of D'alt but its well worth the pain.
I’m through the door which is basically a cave entrance, and enter; you guessed it, a cave. The pace appears to be the former home of the “Cask of Amantiablo.” Sure, there are 0 women and 0 chances for me on my never ending quest for puttie, but sometimes you can make the best of things. The cover was 60 Euros. That seems a little steep for a cave but again, it might be worth it just for the experience.
We go down a couple of narrow halls and I’m expecting to see something like New Orleans with gay sex happening on either side of me. Into the valley of Death ...Cannons to the left of me...Cannons to the right of me, Cannons etc....
Nope. Just calm talking people who look and act like everywhere else.
Myth #9: Gay Europeans are effeminate. A myth I never wanted to investigate but just the same, a myth. In the US, gay men as a rule seem to be associated with effeminate and non-manly behavior. Of course that’s not true of all of them but most of the gay guys I have met in the US are visibly, physically, or auditorily gay. Not a gaydar thing as I obviously don't have that, but, there is some hint of the fire from smoking a pole. Apparently, this is the place the people who fill that stereotype should go to fill the gap. There are no colorful costumes, no extra short pants, and no ridiculous shoes. A gay club without women or transvestites you say? Yep. Talk about visibly boring. They are all keeping a sensible distance from each other, gathered in appropriate places, and behaving reasonably.
The music could have been from Bora, Space, or Pasha. I’m expecting “It’s raining Men” and am hearing “squeak, bop, squeak, bop.” Not much of a Gay disco as the music sounds more like the same stuff I’ve heard in the other hum-drum performances so far.(WIBBOW, haters).
The two Germs are still tagging close behind me as I go to the bar and get us a round. 60 Euros for 3 drinks still seems a bit steep to me. It must be horrible to be poor and gay. We get close to the carved in rock dance area and I notice this is the worst set up for a dance floor ever. It’s in the shape of a Greek Theater. Rock carved terraced steps to dance on face a sheer rock wall. Where is the view of the ocean? Again, this is a terrible place to put a bar. Imagine a half a funnel with a 20 square foot bottom and cut it in half. if it would have been facing the other way, maybe but it looked scary to go down toward the bottom of the funnel. The terraced areas would have been better suited to grow rice as their once again is no one chewing hard. I don’t even bother to ask.
I’m now miserable. It’s been two days, 4 clubs, and no one is doing anything that even resembles illicit activity. I could be knee deep in Thai or Philippine shmew at this point and am regretting the trip.
At least the Germs are fun as they begin to dance.
This is the point where I realize I have accidentally made the correct choice in attending their sausage festival. My hip hurts where I went down in front of D'alt but its well worth the pain.
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