Your views on strip clubs

A little off topic, but one time a friend of mine was training a seeing-eye (guide dog)dog.

He was supposed to take the dog to as many different places as possible so we went to the strippers. Don't know why a blind person would go to the strippers, but anyway, it was interesting to have a dog there, I guess! :confused: :)

That is like the drive up cash points in the USA have braille on them:eek:
 
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...but only some of us are prepared to admit the fact.

I agree 100% people are too prudish, I guess we have not moved away from sex is a dirty little secret that we giggle about.
 
I like boobies, but dont like paying to see them. For that reason, I am out. Been a couple of times but I thought it was more funny than anything else :D
 
Interesting views.

Its the oldest profession in the world and will continue as long as females can work their natural charms on the male species.

I think most girls (apart from the trafficked ones) view men that frequent strip clubs as an easy touch for taking their cash, coz lets face it, the power of a pair of pert breasts in your face is just too hard to resist.
 
When I went, a colleague paid for a private dance for us both.

I wasn't prepared at all, having just been to Sainsburys and got myself primed for a night in front of the box.

I was heavily laden with bags including my gym kit, a record bag and about three Sainsburys carriers which were spilling everywhere.

I have memories of the poor lady trying to gracefully negotiate herself around a bunch of taste the difference fish pies. I think we tucked a fiver in one and gave it to her.

She seemed thrilled. (they're nice those pies :lol:)
 
When I went, a colleague paid for a private dance for us both.

I wasn't prepared at all, having just been to Sainsburys and got myself primed for a night in front of the box.

I was heavily laden with bags including my gym kit, a record bag and about three Sainsburys carriers which were spilling everywhere.

I have memories of the poor lady trying to gracefully negotiate herself around a bunch of taste the difference fish pies. I think we tucked a fiver in one and gave it to her.

She seemed thrilled. (they're nice those pies :lol:)

Way to liven up the thread, I might have to try one of those pies next time I come over
 
On another note - a high class escort just called asking for a website.

She charges £7,500 for a 48 hour service.
 
I once had a lapdance. It made me have sexual thoughts. Did I attack anyone or rape anyone on the way home? Of course not. It made me crack one out before I went to sleep. Does that make me a bad man? Maybe, but I felt better for it so I don't really give a crap.
 
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