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Robder

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I spent the night in Waterloo last night in the A&E unit of St Thomas's hospital after doing some washing up. A glass fell to pieces in my hand and there was blood pi$$ing everywhere!

Had to wait four hours and got stitches and a sling to walk home in for effect. :lol:

Needless to say I've blagged the day off work today so I'm quite pleased. :D

(prawn)
 
Robder said:
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I spent the night in Waterloo last night in the A&E unit of St Thomas's hospital after doing some washing up. A glass fell to pieces in my hand and there was blood pi$$ing everywhere!

Had to wait four hours and got stitches and a sling to walk home in for effect. :lol:

Needless to say I've blagged the day off work today so I'm quite pleased. :D

(prawn)
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8O 8O 8O

How are you going to deal with a p_____a_______ if you've only got one arm 8O :lol: ;)

Hope you're ok my lovely ;)
 
Robder said:
Morbyd said:
So, slicing your hand to bits is a positive thing then, eh Rob? :lol:
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Every cloud. ;)
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I got a haircut this morning so that I could come in 50 mins late (as opposed to my usual 30!)

Perhaps tomorrow I could try this hospital visit/stitches routine :twisted:
 
So do you think Sarah and Sue will have a whip round for you (no less than £3 per person) or do you think you will just get a Get Well Soon card....???

Another thing to think about as well, the longer you are off, the higher the biscuit level will remain in the biscuit tin - they may start putting 2 and 2 together honey!!! :lol: :lol:
 
puppylover said:
Another thing to think about as well, the longer you are off, the higher the biscuit level will remain in the biscuit tin - they may start putting 2 and 2 together honey!!! :lol: :lol:
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You need to send in a 'mouse' to cover your normal consumption Rob :lol:
 
I know! 8O
We must view this as a sign that we must be extra vigilent at all times! :lol:
Is anywhere safe any more?

Just got this mail from work (I lied to them and said I did it this morning to blag more time off):

Yes,

I have just got off the phone with our brave wee soldier. He is sat at the A&E, all alone and upset, over his slized hand. The accidednt happend this morning as he was doing the dishes and a glass broke and cut him straight in his small, innocent hand.
What might look like a small-sized wound is actually a really DEEP wound - almost, perhaps, in a sense, like a STABBING, and the doctors have yet to decided whether to stitch or glue! OH - the excitement!
Until they make their mind up and schedule him in, he is sitting in an overcrowded waiting room, surronded by weird smelling people with all kinds of ailments, with his arm and hand in a sling to stop the bleeding. A SLING!
He asks everyone to bare with him at this difficult time and he will check in with us as the drama developes.

Yours Sincerely,

Nurse Ratched

I wonder if I'll pull through???
The funniest thing of all is, last night is the first night I was left in the flat alone. My two grown up flat mates (who are nurses) went on holiday yesterday!
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Robder said:
The funniest thing of all is, last night is the first night I was left in the flat alone. My two grown up flat mates (who are nurses) went on holiday yesterday!
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It's blatantly obvious that you shouldn't be left on your own without grown-up friends :lol: Would you like me and Jamie to substitute for grown-up friends in their absence 8O :lol:

Do you think Sarah and Sue are organising a collection as we speak :lol:
 
I'm quite frightened being home without the grown ups actually - can you call social services or something? 8O
 
Robder said:
I'm quite frightened being home without the grown ups actually - can you call social services or something? 8O
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I'd best not call Social Services cos they might come and take you away 8O :? :lol: ;)
 
I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't then! 8O

Grrr - everyone I've told about this has come back with the same response - this being one of them. :roll:

"Rob's officially become a liability!!! Hurrah!! If it were to happen
to anyone, I'd have bet my life it would have been you. ;o) And I
mean that with heartfelt love and adoration, of course... hehehe!"

:x
 
Robder said:
I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't then! 8O

Grrr - everyone I've told about this has come back with the same response - this being one of them. :roll:

"Rob's officially become a liability!!! Hurrah!! If it were to happen
to anyone, I'd have bet my life it would have been you. ;o) And I
mean that with heartfelt love and adoration, of course... hehehe!"

:x
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You need a Keeper :lol: I'm not allowed in the kitchen without adult supervision ie Tom :lol:
 
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