Who would win?

[jjinit]

hate to piss on your bonfires but:

1: there would never be a reason for a mountain gorilla to be in the western american forests
2: as a herbivore a gorilla would shun all contact with the carnivorous mainly carrion feeding bear

 

[SpikeyM]

Yeah, but a Hippo is a herbivore and it kills more humans (in Africa) than any other animal*.






*Apart from mosquitoes.

 

[Morbyd]

hate to piss on your bonfires but:

1: there would never be a reason for a mountain gorilla to be in the western american forests
2: as a herbivore a gorilla would shun all contact with the carnivorous mainly carrion feeding bear

You're no fun :x

 

[Padster]

hate to piss on your bonfires but:

1: there would never be a reason for a mountain gorilla to be in the western american forests
2: as a herbivore a gorilla would shun all contact with the carnivorous mainly carrion feeding bear

Okay, assume that all the gates, bars and cages in a zoo were robbed by scrap-metal stealing [Insert tired old pikey/scouser/manc stereotype here].
BTW, my money's on the elephant beating the three-toed sloth

 

[Olly]

Homo Erotic? In what way exactly?

J

nah, was just being mischievous

your post just reminded me of another thread on another board this time where people were applying Freudian answers to their obsessions with certain animals.

 

[jaycranney]

hate to piss on your bonfires but:

1: there would never be a reason for a mountain gorilla to be in the western american forests
2: as a herbivore a gorilla would shun all contact with the carnivorous mainly carrion feeding bear

Spoof!

J

 

[blackswan555]

hate to piss on your bonfires but:

1: there would never be a reason for a mountain gorilla to be in the western american forests
2: as a herbivore a gorilla would shun all contact with the carnivorous mainly carrion feeding bear

There always has to be one sensible person about, Don`t you just hate it when that happens!!
Me

 

[KEN G]

Crocodile vs shark ? ?

 

[jaycranney]

Crocodile vs shark ? ?

Crocodile would def beat a shark! Hands/fins/claws down what ever the hell you want to call them!

J

 

[KEN G]

Crocodile would def beat a shark! Hands/fins/claws down what ever the hell you want to call them!

J

Thought u said great white would also,OT but would you suffocate if you jumped into a swimming pool(above your height) filled with marshmallows??

 

[jaycranney]

Aye, had a think about it and then changed my mind... was hoping nobody would notice haha.

For the ultimate animal showdown check this out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

J

 

[KEN G]

Ha,its a tough one..woah those buffalos aint taking any sh*t..how bout those marshmallows