Who Remembers Jeremy Healy?

Bothering the normals was fun - ahh the heady days. Though how I managed to drive home sometimes without killing myself / my friends in the car / other random road users / the strange old people that feel the need to roam the streets at 4am walking their dog when you think they'd have so much time on their hands they might as well be in bed ....................I'll never know - luck was on our side.

I know I am shocked we are still alive! Once a police car was driving behind us! My friend nearly bit his hand off with fear :lol:
Also weird **** happens in the early hours :twisted: farmers tracktors can be mistaken for UFO's :lol:
 
no i dont think its that. it was a mega big night in about 1993/4/5 ish.... i really wanted to go!!!

i will look it up in an old mixmag i have about 15 years worth in my loft
 
I know I am shocked we are still alive! Once a police car was driving behind us! My friend nearly bit his hand off with fear :lol:
Also weird **** happens in the early hours :twisted: farmers tracktors can be mistaken for UFO's :lol:


yes and traffic lights turn into spaceships - the change of the lights being a countdown to take off he he i remember being very worried when that happened once - at least i was passenger not driver!!!!!
 
One of my friends use to forget to breathe and close her eyes whilst driving, because driving involved too much concentration 8O

(God this sounds awful and I am sorry folks, this is really bad, luckily no one was ever hurt and we never do it now, plus the roads were empty)
 
my boyfriend at the time once just "forgot" how to drive we had to sit in car with him for two hours till he remembered

anyway like you say we are FAR TOO WISE/OLD to behave like this now ;)
 
when are you going this year sirens

i feel we may have to meet up and have an "its not as good as the old days " session at some point - maybe at Retro lol:D
 
when are you going this year sirens

i feel we may have to meet up and have an "its not as good as the old days " session at some point - maybe at Retro lol:D

I'm not going this year :( It is either Ibiza or Burning Man. Burning Man won...

I want to try and visit as many places as possible before moving to Ibiza! If that day ever comes :(
 
My first proper club was at Frankfurt airport in 1992 8O I wasn't really even aware of clubbing then. But I LOVED the music!
 
All this reminiscing made me think it might be quite apt to share this email I received this morning you Londoners might have already read it, so please forgive me but things can take a while to get down the M4 to Wales.

SYMPTOMS OF BEING OVER 25
>>
>>1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush". (worst still you
>>don't go to the clubs)
>>
>>2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going
>>clubbing the night before.
>>
>>3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer / basketball
>>player and start dreaming of having a son who might instead.
>>
>>4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property
>>section.
>>
>>5. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46, they are only 46.
>>
>>6. Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is anywhere to park.
>>
>>7. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them
>>because they'll be alright for the DIY or in the garden.
>>
>>8. You buy T-shirts without anything written on them.
>>
>>9. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of the
>>newspaper, you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving properties
>>of
>>most of the things that are in it.
>>
>>10. You start to worry about your parents' health.
>>
>>11. You have more disposable income, but everything you want or need to
>>buy
>>costs between 200 and 500 quid.
>>
>>12. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney video or a Wallace And
>>Gromit bubble bath, as the sales assistant assumes they are for your
>>children.
>>
>>13. Pop music all starts to sound the same.
>>
>>14. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they do a really nice
>>half-bottle of house red.
>>
>>15. You always have enough milk in.
>>
>>16. To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go clubbing,
>>you instead frequent trendy bars and restaurants in the mistaken belief
>>that you have not turned into your parents.
>>
>>17. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time Team
>>with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in. Grand Designs also appeals.
>>
>>18. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear.
>>
>>19. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q.
>>
>>20. You wish you had a shed.
>>
>>21. You have a shed.
>>
>>22. You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em like that
>>anymore" and "I remember when there were only 4 TV channels" and "Not in
>>my
>>day...."
>>
>>23. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 - and Jeremy Vine has
>>some really interesting guests on
>>
>>24. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the bus, You
>>tut at rowdy school children.
>>
>>25. When sitting outside a pub you admire their hanging baskets.
>>
>>26. You find yourself saying "is it cold in here or is it just me"
>>
>>27. You understand the above and forward it to your fellow aging friends.
 
I love Grand Designs, I have lots of old trainers for doing DIY, I cant wait for my son/daughter to be born so that he/ she can play for Wales, I actually went to the effort of dismantling my shed in my old house so that I could rebuild it at the new house as my new house didnt have one......and sheds are so important and finally I spent all bank holiday monday potting my hanging baskets!!!!!
 
oh no, a work of art in observational comedy that one - i could tick nearly all of them!

there is (i find anyway) defo something nice and smug about growing a bit older . A sense of, 'i've bought the t shirt/nothing to prove, got a bit more money and can be selective'.

unlike those damn kids playing that rubbish 'urban' music at the back of the bus whilst i am concentrating on the property section grrrr:evil: :)
 
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