What's the most embarrassing health problem you've ever had?

Barbie said:
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Can you upgrade IG to super extra special advanced coloured first aid badge b____ o__?

She's admitted to piles which was actually mine a few years ago and I now feel like I'm not alone in this cruel piley world! :lol: :oops:
 
One of my nuts the size of a baseball... :? Something about a hydronic seal...they thought it was cancer at first. :? Good thing it wasn't... :)

~Jason
 
Buckley said:
I thought I'd caught something and went to a clinic I'd seen for that sort of thing:

Buckley shuffles along, two holes cut in a newspaper and mac on with a sign stuck on the back saying 'honest, I'm a plumber and I'm just working here', before turning suddenly at a right angle into the clinic he's previously noted the sign for.

Buckley: Erm....hi....yeah....I've just been to Ibiza......

Receptionist: ? That must have been nice.......

B: Er..yeah..erm anyway....to cut to the chase...erm....I think I need to talk to someone about STDs..... :oops:

R: Giggles......No problems with your back though?

B: Erm...my back? No.....I'm itchy...you know... :oops:...down there...

R (Turning round to her colleagues): Got one here with the clap girls...ha ha

B: :oops:

R: This is a back clinic, it used to be a clap clinic about three years ago....ha ha....hee...hee

B: :oops:


At this point our hero made excuses and left. For the record, I was clean as whistle and didn't have anything after all :lol:
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crabs, gonnorrhea, syphilis!!!!!!!!

you name it i've had it!!!!!!!!

i love waking up in the morning with pants that look like someones cracked an egg into em!!!
 
just been diagnosed with mumps which isn't that embaressing....

exept it makes you bollocks swell up which is uncomfortabe to say the least! 8O
 
jjinit said:
crabs, gonnorrhea, syphilis!!!!!!!!

you name it i've had it!!!!!!!!

i love waking up in the morning with pants that look like someones cracked an egg into em!!!
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I am never going to be able to look at a raw egg again now!! 8O
 
mrexpressions said:
just been diagnosed with mumps which isn't that embaressing....

exept it makes you bollocks swell up which is uncomfortabe to say the least! 8O
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can also leave you sterile in adults :roll:
 
This week i have

a broken rib
other bruised ribs
lots of bruising/deep tissue damage
cut/scar on forhead
lump on back of head.

I think the concussion has gone now though :roll:
 
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