What's the most embarrassing health problem you've ever had?

[Robder]

 

[stuie]

seriously?

 

[NITEFLY]

er, a hernia

 

[Robder]

seriously?

pm it to me!

 

[stuie]

as S_____ you should go first!

 

[Robder]

If we're talking heirarchy - b___ o__!!!

 

[Beckiboo]

aaahahaha...

I can't say

 

[Robder]

I can see this is going nowhere fast then

 

[Ibiza-girlie]

well mine was when I changed my pills and developed big spots on my back and shoulder. then I changed them and now im on a df´type of pill with a flawless back lol*

and aslo, has soemthing there....ehmmm....up there that made me bleed when i ....ehm went to the loo.

 

[Robder]

Well done for being brave and kicking the thread off Ibiza girlie!

 

[Barbie]

Well done for being brave and kicking the thread off Ibiza girlie!

Have a First Aid B_____ badge IG

 

[Ibiza-girlie]

well Im just embarasssingly honest lol*

 

[pip uk]

A very painful STD following an encounter in a lift at a party

Pissing razor blades for a fortnight

 

[Drew]

A very painful STD following an encounter in a lift at a party

Pissing razor blades for a fortnight

Did you get the umbrella treatment?

 

[Ibiza-girlie]

the cutip stuck in the wee wee?

 

[Q TOY]

I got athletes knob once.


You don't want to know how i caught it though.

 

[pip uk]

A very painful STD following an encounter in a lift at a party

Pissing razor blades for a fortnight

Did you get the umbrella treatment?

You've been there to!! Still makes my eyes water and it was over 15 years ago

 

[Drew]

A very painful STD following an encounter in a lift at a party

Pissing razor blades for a fortnight

Did you get the umbrella treatment?

You've been there to!! Still makes my eyes water and it was over 15 years ago

Yes, i thought i'd caught something way back in my youth - it turned out to be thrush (such an hypochondriac!)

They took 2 swabs too

Rather painful, i tell thee!

 

[Ibiza-girlie]

haemorroids - had it when i was 19, hurt so bad! when the doctor had to examine me, I could have sword I was near to death from the embarassement!

 

[Buckley]

I thought I'd caught something and went to a clinic I'd seen for that sort of thing:

Buckley shuffles along, two holes cut in a newspaper and mac on with a sign stuck on the back saying 'honest, I'm a plumber and I'm just working here', before turning suddenly at a right angle into the clinic he's previously noted the sign for.

Buckley: Erm....hi....yeah....I've just been to Ibiza......

Receptionist: ? That must have been nice.......

B: Er..yeah..erm anyway....to cut to the chase...erm....I think I need to talk to someone about STDs.....

R: Giggles......No problems with your back though?

B: Erm...my back? No.....I'm itchy...you know... ...down there...

R (Turning round to her colleagues): Got one here with the clap girls...ha ha

B:

R: This is a back clinic, it used to be a clap clinic about three years ago....ha ha....hee...hee

B:


At this point our hero made excuses and left. For the record, I was clean as whistle and didn't have anything after all